It’s quite a bold claim to make, but we assume the Swiss firm behind this advert for a bicycle manufacturer – as spotted by eagle-eyed Bitterwallet reader Luke – can provided substantial evidence that riding one will see you getting some yankee doodle in less than 24 hours:

Homosexualist iPhone and Blackberry users who are looking a no-strings bout of Yankee Doodle have had things their own way for far too long, thanks to Grindr. For those not in the know, it’s an app that uses GPS technology to “Find gay, bi, curious guys for free near you!” Ooooh, saucy eh?

Helped on by a major plug from Stephen Fry on an episode of Top Gear, Grindr has gone on to be hugely successful, and is used by more than 700,000 men in 162 countries, all of them with a bit of illicit man-love on their minds. The app shows pictures of nearby gay men who are ‘up’ for ‘it’

Naturally, it makes sense to open the idea up to the heterosexualists as well, and the man behind Grindr, Joel Simkhai says there’ll be another version of Grindr on its way soon, allowing randy gentlemen and randy ladies to hook up and bang the living daylights out of each other.

Isn’t technology marvellous everyone?

[Guardian]

Someone has gone and made a colouring book filled with cocks. Great big nobbers for you to neatly fill-in with crayons and felt-tips. Why? Well, the product description says:

“The cock as a symbol represents strength, fertility, virility and finds its way into architecture with the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Coit Tower, Roman pillars and columns, into psychology with Freud, into literature with phallic metaphors in Shakespeare’s plays, in art with Mapplethorpe’s flower photography, ancient sculptures and magical talismans, in anthropology with rituals of phallic adoration such as the maypole.”

“Big Book Alt Press is proud to represent the phallus be it capped, cut, pierced, tattooed, crooked, or bulbous! Color up your praise of the great phallus with the Big Coloring Book of Cocks!! Included in the book is a connect the dots, word search, and an “all about my cock” section.”

So there you have it. You can buy it from Amazon now if you’re mad on penises. If you’re more into fannies, then there’s The Big Colouring Book of Vaginas as well.

Those of us who have to use public transport on a regular basis have seen our fair share of freaks and deviants, but if you got on the train later this evening and saw this going down, would you change carriages at the next stop or move closer to get a better look?

Those of a nervous disposition look away now – everyone else, follow me… (more…)

This is an ad that probably wouldn’t make it on to UK screens, mainly because it features an animated couple made out of money who are doing the yankee doodle.

Andreas Pohl from Optix, the German company behind the ad says, ”When the agency came to us with the idea to show the increase of money on the international market in connection with some kind of sexual relation, we were very enthusiastic. No doubt, we had to do this!” Too right sunshine. Fill your boots.

The money man is obviously Abraham Lincoln but what of the woman? Andreas refers to her as ‘the unknown lady’ but to us, she’s just far enough removed from being our very own Queen so as to signify that yes, she really is supposed to be our very own Queen.

That makes us feel a little bit icky to be honest.

THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK, CHURCH, CHRISTMAS DAY OR OUTDOORS AS IT CONTAINS SCENES OF FRENZIED FISCAL INTERCOURSE.

[via The Daily What]

Today’s advertorial offering is a bizarre commercial from the USA. It’s for a Lenovo W700ds laptop but we don’t think it’s the final version of the ad.

For starters, it looks as though it cost about eight dollars to make. Secondly, there seems to very little logic to the story they’re trying to tell. Thirdly, does the laptop REALLY have a little extra, slide-out screen.

Ultimately though, the girl in the ad is so hot she makes us drool and that’s basically why we’re showing you the ad. Yes, we ARE that shallow.