Posts Tagged ‘reviews’
An Internet wag has fooled diners by posting 5 star reviews of a brilliant restaurant on TripAdvisor. Unfortunately though, when enthusiastic foodies they turned up with their forks twitching, they found…an alleyway full of bins in Devon.
Bookings flooded in after countless different comments pronounced the food at non-existent Oscars in Brixham, Devon as ‘divine’ and ‘mind blowing’. Using different profiles and writing styles, the internet prankster said that Oscars served Michelin starred food which was so good ‘it bordered on sorcery’.
‘The staff will swim to get whatever fish you want’ said one of the bizarrely detailed reviews of the made-up restaurant, which was apparently in a hull of a boat and run by a couple called Colette and Alfredo.
It’s pretty elaborate stuff. But why bother? Well, the creator was moved to set up the fake accounts after a friend’s hotel was smeared on TripAdvisor by a rival, and they wanted to show how easy the site was to misuse.
In fact, it was so easy that TripAdvisor didn’t even notice it was a hoax for two months. Oops.
Love it or hate it, you simply can’t ignore it. Unless you, erm ignore it. We speak, of course, of TripAdvisor, the website that is filled to the brim with holiday reviews by keen-eyed amateurs and the pathologically disgruntled.
But the site has ran into problems over its marketing, after the Advertising Standards Authority took issue with TripAdvisor’s claims that its reviews could be ‘trusted’. As the majority of the site’s content is user-generated, and isn’t verified, the ASA came to the conclusion that ‘trusted’ is a powerful word that had been misused by the site’s operators.
Two hotels and and an ‘online reputation firm’ called Kwikchex complained about the manner of TrustAdvisor, sorry TripAdvisor’s marketing spiel, which is probably fair enough when a hotel’s reputation and profitability can be hampered by the online witterings of some keyboard warrior who had a dripping tap in his room.
We’re not sure how the site is supposed to pimp its services from now on. Might we suggest: ‘TripAdvisor: You DO realise that most of this stuff is written by headcases don’t you?’
Before we head off on holiday, many of us consult one or more of the many travel review sites that are filled with praise or gripes from delighted or disgusted holidaymakers. One of the ones you might like to avoid is reviewcentre.com – that’s because it could be filled with false positive reviews courtesy of lowcostholidays.com.
Avid reader Tom tells us…
I got back from a holiday last week that I booked with lowcostholidays.com.
Over the weekend they sent me the below email which I thought might interest/amuse you. They are offering me £25 off of my next holiday to write a POSITIVE review. I think this is a bit of a joke. Fortunately, we had a great holiday and I would have written a positive review, but I don’t like that they are encouraging people to publish positives where there might not be any! My girlfriend and I spent hours trawling through review sites, looking for the best holiday (based on reviews and value for money) that we could find and I would have been massively pissed off if the holiday had been worse that the reviews that we read.
Here’s a screengrab of the email in question…
Astroturfing at its murkiest. So don’t forget to take those online reviews with a large pinch of salt from now on, eh readers?
[Amazon] thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader Emma
This is getting quite worrying. The Next tablet PC is clearly a lot of junk according to everyone who’s tried it; nobody seems to have a good word to say about it. We’ve happily made it the booby prize in our birthday competition, but the concern is for Android fans that this type of product (unfairly) drags the OS into the gutter. On a wider level, cheap tablets like this aren’t going to do the market any favours.
User generated content is a wonderful thing; websites and the like receive their content for free, while contributors feel they’re adding to the greater good. Whether the third party in this circle – the passive consumer – finds any value in the content, is quite another matter.
We draw your attention to Ciao!, Microsoft’s price comparison site, and this unbelievably detailed review… of a bag of Minstrels. The author is a faultless investigator, and leaves no stone unturned in discovering the truth:
The most common packet of Minstrels is the 42g packs. Each packet contains close to 16 Minstrels (I have actually found one less, or one extra in various cases). They can be found in Newsagents and local supermarkets for about 35 pence to the price of 45 pence. 10 pence difference – so look out for those deal prices!
The new wrappers look quite ‘classy’ in some respects. It is mainly a deep chocolatey brown and looks smooth and silky. A white text with a hint of brown spells the word ‘MINSTRELS’ in the centre of the packet. To the top left, a small Galaxy logo is present, thus now naming these: Galaxy Minstrels. Scattered around the packet are the images of deep brown Minstrels, with their shells shining slightly. To the bottom right is an example of a bitten Minstrel!
Shit the bed.
The bag opens easy enough, it’s just like opening a bag of crisps up. Once opened up, you can smell the sensational smell of Galaxy chocolate.Each Minstrel has a crisp chocolatey shell. You can also smell the sweetness from the sugar glazed shells.
Minstrels are about an inch in diameter. A minstrel is the same shape as a Smartie. Minstrels are bigger than average Smarties however (unless compared to giant smarties, where they are about the same).
Go to the pub, for crying out loud.
I have only ever had one problem with these – this was many years ago when the Minstrels tasted very strange and horrible. But don’t let that put you off.
We won’t. Actually, it’s quite wonderful that somebody would care so much to focus their energies on an entirely unnecessary product review. Make time in your day to read the rest of the reviews by the same author - KP Chocolate Dips, for instance:
You will see white chocolate smothered on the underside of the foil lid as you peel it off, and you may want to lick it off.
Now, what’s this…!? Inside you will see that the carton is split in to 2 compartments down the middle. The other half is chocolate. One half a sections holding roughly 10 stick like biscuits, less than an inch wide. Hum, that means we should have about a compartment of chocolate that reaches to the bottom of the carton then! Right!? Wrong!
It really is the gift that keeps giving.
Hoteliers have been getting quite the arse concerning TripAdvisor lately. Now, according to the Blackpool Gazette, one owner appears to have taking matters further, by apparently evicting two guests for penning a bad review while he was still staying there – even though the guest denies ever writing it. To be fair, the Golden Beach Hotel already had a lousy score as far as TripAdvisor is concerned, and given that it’s over a mile from the sea, you’ll probably require reasonable eyesight to see a beach, golden or otherwise.
In this instance, the proprietor clearly felt the timing and detail in the review identified the occupants, who was two days into a three day booking:
But what can a hotel manager do about a poor review? Apparently, they can phone the police – Blackpool’s finest turned up at the Golden Beach Hotel and asked the occupant to leave. Guests ejected, the hotel manager then jumped onto TripAdvisor himself:
So a bad review equates to “bad behavior” and the need for police involvement, even when the guest denies writing it? The story will no doubt go viral in the next day or two, meaning a knee-jerk reaction to criticism may cost the Golden Beach in Hotel more than a lost booking.
If you’re planning a trip away, the TripAdvisor website acts as a good guide as to whether you’ll be holidaying in luxury or a rat-addled hell-hole. But where there’s a hit, there’s a writ and it was only a matter of time before legal action was threatened against TripAdvisor and that time is now.
Over 300 hotels are preparing themselves to take on TripAdvisor, unhappy at comments left on the site by disgruntled customers. They’re saying that some comments are untrue and damaging to their business or “legally unsubstantiated”.
The hotels, believed to be located mostly in the UK and US, have enlisted the help of KwikChex a British ‘reputation management service’ and their CEO Chris Emmins says: “We have decided to present TripAdvisor with a list of the worst specific cases, plus a general call to correct certain aspects next week, together with a formal notice of action which means that we will add to the list as we clear them.”
Looks like TripAdvisor might have to take on a couple of extra members of staff over the next few weeks…
Most people I know will glance at TripAdvisor before booking a hotel, but they won’t treat it as gospel. That said, if TripAdvisor goes so far as to promote a guide to the filthiest hotels in the world, travellers are going to sit up and take notice. And it won’t just be those checking in who are curious.
So it’s unsurprising to learn there’s already talk of hotels suing TripAdvisor for its 2010 Dirtiest Hotels list, which gives the lowdown on the shoddiest shacks around the the world. According to the Independent:
“At least one of the hotels named on the list said it was considering legal action against TripAdvisor, claiming the comments were based on out-dated observations made before a major refurbishment. Another London hotelier included on the list, who asked not to be identified, said he had received cancellations since being named.”
It’s not as if TripAdvisor could have feigned surprise when hoteliers took exception; there have been numerous claims that fake reviews are passing by both their automated and manuals checks and balances – not only are some companies offering a paid service to to post fake reviews, but TripAdivisor has flagged the issue themselves.
If you’re needing some pocket money in these cash-strapped times, why not form a covert business that offers to post positive reviews on travel websites? Industry know-it-alls Travolution report that hotel chains and managers are receiving constant offers to have fake reviews posted on TripAdvisor and other sites in return for a monthly fee. The companies claim that the content will be posted from around the world to ensure it doesn’t appear suspicious.
Senior management at TripAdvisor said the integrity of its reviews was protected through a screening process, in-house technology and the community reporting suspicious activity. The website also pointed out its staff are aware of several companies engaged in posting false reviews and has already penalised the hotels involved.
That said, one hotel owner quoted mentions a particular hotel he knew of received several reviews before it had even opened to the public. And it seems the TripAdvisor members can spot an alleged fake even if the management can’t – one recent commenter in the forums points to this hotel review, noting that nearly all the five star ratings have been the result of a first review by newly registered individuals. The fiends.
In case you’ve missed some of the best ones from the recent past, we recommend the 20” canvas picture of Paul Ross, the black Bic ballpoint pen and the Playmobil security checkpoint – hours of fun there for you.
The latest addition to the hall of indisputable greatness is the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt – a garment you’d be proud to wear to any social occasion. Among the glowing praise the t-shirt has received are such succinct tributes as…
“After wearing it for a day, in the hot sun, my back sweated out what appeared to be the face of our Lord and Savior. I brought it to a friend of mine and his assumption was that the cloth must have been from the shroud of Turin.”
“I bought the three-wolf shirt for protection. And let me tell you, it’s a blessing. I put it on straight out of the box and now pigs run when they see me coming.”
“OK, so I thought, whatever – wolf shirt with moon – no big deal, but it’ll go nice with my blue/grey/black camouflage pants. But lo and behold, my supernumerary nipple disappeared!! Go Wolf shirt!!”
But it’s not all positive stuff. Witness…
“As I wolf I am incensed at the commercialization of my image. It perpetuates the strong wild virile myth of wolves. I think I can speak for all wolves in the desecration of our sacred lunar ritual of howling at the moon. That someone would wear our faith as an adornment, it just make me want to rip their throats out and gorge myself on their naughty bits.”
There’s around 130 reviews there at the time of writing. You might want to read them all before you decide if you want to buy the t-shirt or not.