Chess champ blackmails Richard Branson over data dirt
Friday, January 22nd, 2010
There’s a new consumer crimefighter in town and his name is David Connolly. His mission? To blackmail Virgin Media and stick it to ‘clinically psychotic’ Richard Branson. Connolly has emailed Branson (and cc’d various newspapers and websites) to make his demands – £5,000 in compensation which may increase ‘to High Court levels depending on how much interest the national media takes’.
So what’s this all about, then? In his email, Connolly claims to have suffered an exhaustive list of problems with Virgin Media; some of them appear to be legitimate – failure to deliver services, breach of contract, incorrect charges – and some of them less so – ‘been arrogant and rude on the telephone’, ‘refused to escalate the problem past the level of general dogsbodies at head office’ and so on. Connolly’s ace in the hole is an alleged gaffe which saw a database containing ‘40,000 pieces of information about Virgin Media customers including listing rude/insulting nicknames… such as “a common woman” and “a prick”‘ dumped in his wheelie bin.
Because of these alleged grievances, Connolly has started his Virgin Media Watch email – ‘information on Virgin Media customers [sent] to national and local media every week adding new customer info, Virgin Media insults and adding more and more media/watchdog sources until they pay up what is rightfully mine’. In other words, Connolly is attempting to blackmail Richard Branson.
But who is this heroic consumer champ? His return email address identifies him as the sales manager of NWS Media which publishes the Bolton Directory, a free paper in the town. In addition, Connolly is also a ‘former England chess squad member, IQ 185 and former student of Intelligence’.
As emails go, it’s a little confused. He opens by plugging his upcoming book to Branson, then invites the tycoon to sue him because he’s already in court anyway, then attempts extortion and all the way through is undecided whether to refer to himself in the first or third person. Since the email was distributed for publication, you can read it for yourself here.
Intriguingly, there are several examples of customer accounts and details attached to the email (we haven’t published that bit). It’s possible that for all his bluster, he does in fact have a comprehensive database of Virgin Media customers. What happens next? Stay tuned for next week’s exciting installment of Virgin Media Watch!

Every day we fill in forms, on paper or online, that provide the option of keeping our personal data private, or allowing it to be shared with third parties. Most of us never think of the implications these decisions have, beyond more direct mail shoveled through the letterbox. For example, do we ever consider there are companies that aggregate our information in order to profile us? And what these profiles could be used for?
It’s standard operating practise, say Barclaycard. We’re sure it is – agreement forms are nothing new and the banks like hard copies with real signatures – but sending all that information together, including passwords, in the post? Twice? Why can’t customers be prompted to check their details are correct through the secure website they applied on?
If you’ve had a facebook account any time in the past three or four years, you’ve no doubt shared all manner of quizzes and games asking “what’s your Hobbit name?” and “who is your celebrity twin?”, etc.

At a time when everyone is screaming at us to keep our personal information secure, you have to wonder why PC World expects us to share our details within earshot of a queue of customers.
If you want to keep your personal data safe, then you need to be either a) dead (beyond caring), b) not born (have no personal data to concern yourself with) or c) Stig of the Dump. Otherwise, you’re fair game.
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