Say hello to our latest favourite waste of internet time – Omegle. It’s a real-time chat site that hooks you up with a random stranger who you know absolutely nothing about. No user profiles, no avatars, just you, them and some chat.

With no censorship either, you might get a raving maniac, a sexual pervert or someone who is just taking the piss. We’ve had a few goes on it and we’re finding ourselves falling into the latter category. Here’s one we did earlier…

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Helloooo

You: Hi!

Stranger: wow are u

Stranger:

You: These birds are attacking me. Do you have a number I could call?

Stranger: 0445057711

Stranger:

You: Great! My hands are bleeding from the pecking but I’ll try dialling it with the tip of my nose.

You: If I survive there could be a cash reward in it for you!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That went well didn’t it readers! Keeping some conversations going is almost like playing keepy-uppie with a ball – you know it’s going to end any minute but you’re willing it to carry on. The site has grown from a handful of users to a few thousand over the past week and is sure to get bigger and weirder over the coming weeks. Love it.

Have a go and copy and paste your findings below. Keep it relatively clean though please. If you can.