Posts Tagged ‘new’

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg, can’t stop pissing about with his social network. There’s been so many changes to Facebook in the last few years, each making the format increasingly confusing an awkward that, if you launched it in the current climate, people would laugh at you.

However, millions of people still use it and again, they’ll find that it is changing with Zuckerberg saying that it’ll change the way users share content. What he means is that he’d like it if we all spent more time on FB so advertisers can give him more money.

For you, you’ll get a new interface and users will have more control over what statuses, updates and stories you see, as they’ll all be shown by splitting the all-in-one News Feed into categories.

The desktop version will start to resemble the Facebook mobile/tablet app, so we can all have a cohesive experience while getting weary at racist family members and people giving ‘likes’ to people with terminal illnesses.

FB members may have noticed an increase in annoying adverts and promoted posts (especially on the mobile version). Well, that’s going to get worse as advertisers, who have been rampant on the network since Facebook floated on Wall Street last year, will be able to use much bigger pictures and video to pitch their wares at you.

CEO Mark Zuckerburg prefers to think of it as a “personalised newspaper”. You’ll think of it as that think you’d like to delete if it wasn’t for all those photographs you have on there.

[Telegraph]

Oh my OMG – it’s the 128GB iPad!

January 29th, 2013 14 Comments By Andy Dawson

ipad 3 back 01 300x168 Oh my OMG   its the 128GB iPad!It’s been mooted for a while now, and sing Hosannas, because it’s finally happening. Yes, it’s the 128GB iPad!

Presumably it’s aimed at people who have been addicted to tablets for a few years now and are looking for more storage for their mighty app collection. Either that or Apple have just looked at the fact that there isn’t a 128GB iPad yet, figured that there might be some money to make out of such a notion, and bunged one out in the hope it’ll be a hit.

But at £639 for a wi-fi version and £739 for a cellular data one, you’ll probably either have more money than sense or be ripe for sectioning if you buy one.

Amazon gadget news! Yes, Amazon gadget news!

August 31st, 2012 4 Comments By Andy Dawson

amazon appstore uk 580 75 300x168 Amazon gadget news! Yes, Amazon gadget news!Want some slightly whelming Amazon news? Well you’ve come to the right place folks! First up comes the announcement that the Amazon Appstore has arrived in Europe, filled with loads of Android goodies. Well, it’s in some of Europe – namely the UK, Germany, France, Italy and Spain.

As it contains mainly the same sort of stuff that is in the Google Play store, it isn’t available there – to download it you’ll need to enable the installation of apps from ‘unknown sources’ on your phone or tablet, and then download it from the Amazon Appstore website. Prepare to be whelmed.

There’s rumours that its arrival could herald the coming of the Amazon Kindle Fire tablet, which STILL hasn’t shown up here in the UK. There’s an Amazon media event scheduled for September and word is that we could be getting the all-new Kindle Fire 2.

There’s also word of a new Kindle e-reader in the offing, with a picture here and everything, courtesy of The Verge.

kindle 500x281 Amazon gadget news! Yes, Amazon gadget news!

Is THIS the new Kindle Touch? Behold the front-lit display, the new Paperwhite e-ink and fancy talk of “higher contrast, high resolution, integrated lighting, and eight weeks of battery life”. Oooh, beautiful.

facebook 300x300 New look timeline Facebook is here for all of usHey there avid Facebook users – remember when that weedy little chap that runs things came out and bleated something about a new look for the site? With a timeline and everything?

Well, he’s taken his time about it, but he’s finally gotten around to making it available for everyone. If there isn’t a notification on your Facebook homepage, go here and feel yourself hurtle instantly into the future of social media. You can faff about with it and decide what you’ll want people to see, and if you’re happy, publish your timeline now, or wait until it automatically goes live on December 22nd. No doubt you’ll have to check and double-check all your privacy settings all over again.

Why not tell us what you think about it in the box below. THERE ARE NO PRIZES.

Due to the current economic situation, very few of us are ever likely to see one, but we feel obliged to tell you that a brand new £50 note has hit the streets. The boffins at the Bank Of England have come up with this…

New 50 note 006 New £50 note is practically a rich mans executive toy

…and it’s a novelty £50 note – the kind of type you can buy on the promenade at Blackpool. Top security feature is a broken green line with moving images of the pound symbol and the number 50 – when you tilt the note, the images move from side to side.

At the moment, there are just four cash machines in the UK that are carrying the wacky new note, all of them in the City of London. Fucking typical – the rich get all the perks yet again. AND it’s got steam trains on it! Bastards!

Sony will soon be releasing their vaguely muttered about S1 and S2 Android tablets. And now there’s a teaser video we can all watch to see what these new wire-filled slates actually look like:

It’s a rather expensive, classy clip which is reminiscent of the cause-and-effect car commercial from a while back. It is rather slow (hopefully, not indicative of the S1 and S2′s performance), but it is a cut above the usual dross you see when tech companies are unveiling new products.

The Sony S1 and S2 will possibly hit the shelves in September with pre-orders available from August.

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Commercial Break: All hail NEW Old Spice Guy!

April 22nd, 2011 No Comments By Andy Dawson

Old Spice Guy is dead! Long live New Old Spice Guy! Don’t panic – it doesn’t necessarily mean the end of the Old Spice Guy that we’ve come to know and love, but rather the emergence of another one, in this ad, to be shown outside of the United States Of A.

Rather than being a smooth, romantic ladies’ man, this bloke is addicted to danger, but whether he’s being hit by a jeep or scoffed by a croc, he’s determined to smell great and still get the girl.

Extra points scored for the tiny on-screen graphic of ‘Dramatisation only. Do not attempt’ during the ad’s most graphic part. Because we’d definitely have been tempted to otherwise…

Free internet for everyone via 4G mobile network?

December 14th, 2010 4 Comments By Mof Gimmers

internet 240x300 Free internet for everyone via 4G mobile network?Free internet sounds nice doesn’t it? Unless you live next door to a pub and know their password, chances are, you won’t get a connection for nothing.

However, free web and free calls on your mobile is being promised by one network and they’re under the impression that other networks will follow the free model trend too.

“In a few years Internet access as a paid service won’t exist any more’, says the possibly mental Rodion Shishkov, of the VP Services of 4G telecoms company Yota.

“Rather than collect subscriptions from customers providers will make their money by charging third parties to use their networks to offer services to consumers like banking, music and video.”

Shishkov adds that Yota, which has 4G networks in Russia and South America (launching in loads more places next year) will pioneer the free web in the next couple of years.

4G offers consumers data download speeds of up to 100 Mbps which pisses on 3G networks and should predictions that people will replace home broadband systems with 4G accessing tablets, laptops and phones come true, then networks could well offer consumer web access for free.

Initially, the free web will be rolled out in developing markets like Russia, Brazil, India and Africa, but it could easily stretch beyond that once the big guns get a sniff of what is going on.

Tech Digest note that Samsung and LG will offer LTE 4G phones in 2011 and that there are also rumours that the next generation of iPhone will be compatible with 4G networks.

500x iphone4 01 300x207 The new iPhone is here. Almost definitely certainly.Well honky tonk – look what we’ve got here. It’s only the all-new iPhone, which has seemingly been lost by some Apple doofus in some bar somewhere.

Before it managed to get into the lost property box, Gizmodo have managed to get their hands on it – they’ve taken it apart and they reckon it’s the real deal.

New bits include…

  • A front-facing video chat camera
  • An improved regular back-camera (the lens is quite noticeably larger than the iPhone 3GS)
  • Camera flash
  • Micro-SIM instead of standard SIM (like the iPad)
  • Improved display, possibly the rumoured 960×460
  • A secondary mic (possibly for noise cancellation) at the top, next to the headphone jack
  • Split buttons for volume
  • Metallic power, mute, and volume buttons

A full breakdown and sexy snaps of the thing can be found at Gizmodo. Quick – before Apple’s hired goons break in and take it back!