We’re not often lost for words, but this new Dutch ad, for female hygiene brand Lactacyd has got us all gobsmacked.

It whizzes through a day in the life of a vagina, and according to Elisa Beenakker, a creative at Grey Amsterdam, it, “takes Lactacyd from feeling like a medical product to feeling like an essential part of a woman’s personal care routine.

“It’s unapologetic and instead unashamedly confident and energetic in the way women today are.” Unfortunately, the growler in the ad doesn’t have a voice. Which brings us to pose the question, “If a lady’s area could talk, who would it sound like?”

We reckon it would be Barbara Windsor. Feel free to add your own thoughts…