Getting cheap laughs from listening to someone of a foreign persuasion mangling the English ‘tongue’ is not something that we’re all about here at Bitterwallet. Which is why we present this infomercial for a knife and peeling set with a stone face.

There’s thirteen and a half minutes of oddly hypnotic larynx-strangling voiceover work for you to enjoy here – if that’s the sort of thing that you find humorous. To be honest, we think you’re a little sick in the head if you do.

[Poke]