We’re huge fans of watersports here in Dealz Corner (stop sniggering at the back), and our ears perked up when we got wind of this, a golden opportunity to get out and mess about on the river*.

It’s a 2-man kayak, although equality campaigners will be keen to stress that any gender or variation of gender can comfortably get into it and have a paddle. In fact, it even comes with paddles, and has two comfy inflatable cushion seats for you to enjoy your voyage without getting backache or a numb arse. Best of all, it’s half price right now, at just £59.99.

(* But not the sea. For god’s sake, don’t take this thing into the sea.)

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• Pitch Black: Universal 100th Anniversary Edition (Exclusive Steelbook Blu-ray) – only £4.99.

• Assassin’s Creed 2 Deluxe Edition – £2.40 with code.

• Assassin’s Creed Revelations (PC) – just £3.00 with voucher.

• Toshiba 2TB internal drive – only £68.00. 

• Samsung Galaxy S4 (16GB, 3G/4G, UK SIM-free, unlocked) – just £450.00.

• Total Annihilation Complete Commander Pack (DRM-free) – only 99p.

• Native Instruments Reaktor 5 – was £355, now £89.00.

• Ghostbusters – The Videogame (PC download) – yours for £1.99.

• Spy Kids 1-3 (Blu-ray) – just £6.99.

• PS4 console – £334.99 delivered.

• Max Payne 3 (PS3/360) – just £5.00.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

It’s almost the weekend and we’re right in the mood for a tablet showdown – a tussle between the market leader and a young pretender, battling it out for your affection and cash money.

First up is Apple, represented by its ageing-but-wonderful iPad 3. A refurbed model, coming equipped with the DNA of complete strangers could be yours for a paltry £279 if you’re feeling up for it. Or perhaps you’ll want to go lower budget, in which case the Asus MeMo Pad is probably what you’re looking for. A smaller, 7” piece of kit, the 16GB version could be in your hand and pointed at your face for just £109 if you put your mind to it.

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• Wii U Basic & New Super Mario Bros U – just £189.85.

• Skylanders Giants – 50% off.

• Technika 40″ full HD LED TV with Freeview – only £197 delivered.

• Battlefield 3 (PC) – just £6.00.

• The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition (PC) – only £5.09.

• Beyond: Two Souls Limited Edition Steelbook (PS3) – pre-order for £35.99.

• Toshiba 2TB portable hard drive – just £89.00.

• Kindle Paperwhite – only £89.00 delivered.

• Micro SIM with 1000 min, unltd text and 3GB data (T-Mobile) – £10.00 per month (12 months)

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

The new Superman movie, Man Of Steel will be blasted on to the screens of the nation’s cinemas but where do you go for your official merchandise? HMV? Debenhams? Amazon? No – it’s Lidl.

Yes, it’s the bargain supermarket that will be stocking the very finest Superman goodies and pick of the bunch is an official Man Of Steel T-shirt that will make you feel like you’re a superhero yourself. Yours for only £3.99 and loads of other stuff to choose from instore.

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• Free 30 Days PS Plus when you spend £10 instore at Game.

• LEGO Lord Of The Rings (PC) – only £4.00.

• Legend Of Zelda Spirit Tracks (DS) – just £9.00.

• PS4 for £139 when you trade in your black Wii U.

• PIR security light (120 watt) – just £5.98.

• Rocksmith (PC) – yours for £6.38.

• TomTom Start 20 Family Pack (4.3, UK, ROI and Western Europe) – just £59.99.

• Mario & Yoshi (NES puzzle game) – only 30p on Wii U eshop.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

The PS4 is coming and there’s a carnival atmosphere in the gaming community. Or something. We’re not even entirely sure where the gaming community hang out. It used to be the arcade but could be anywhere now.

But we digress. The PS4 may be on its way but that doesn’t mean you should abandon your trusty PS3 just yet. In fact you can augment it in some style with a Dualshock 3 controller right here, right now, for just £30.15. Better still, you’ll get 90 days of PS Plus chucked in as well, enough time for you to harvest some of the many free games that they give away each month. Forget about the future, let’s wallow in the present.

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• Firefly – The Complete Series (Blu-ray) – just £9.14.

• Hewlett Packard G7 N54L Proliant Microserver – only £184.94 (potentially £84.94 after cashback)

• Fast & Furious 1-5 (Blu-ray box set) – yours for £13.49.

• Lego Lord Of The Rings (PC) – just £5.00.

• Rome: Total War (Gold Edition, PC) – only £1.00.

• Stargate Ultimate Edition (Blu-ray) – just £5.00.

• Zalman ZM-T1 mini-tower – £17.02 delivered.

• PS Vita (3G) with free 4GB memory card and LBP – only £169.99.

• Sony Playstation 4 console – pre-order for £339.75.

• Prometheus (Collector’s Edition Blu-ray 3D + Blu-ray + digital copy) – yours for £11.69.

• Die Hard Quadrilogy (Blu-ray) – just £8.99.

• The Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition (Blu-ray) – only £22.49.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

Everyone, but EVERYONE has been rattling on about Game Of Thrones over the past week or so. Apparently (SPOILER ALERT…) JR got shot in the last episode and no one knows who did it.

Okay when we say ‘everyone’, we mean ‘some people on Twitter’ and if you haven’t become a GOT devotee by now, here’s your chance to do something about it. The first two ‘seasons’ (as they say) over in the States can be winging their way to you in Blu-ray box-set style right now for a mere £38.52. Get among it, tune in and see if you can work out who the shooter is. Maybe it’ll all have been a big dream…

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• Cheap MOT – only £2.42.

• Starbucks card worth £10.00 – yours for only £5.00.

• Talktalk Sim-only (1000 mins, 3000 text, 4GB data) – just £7.50 p/m.

• Reduce the cost of your O2 contract for nothing.

• Conrad USB 3.0 SATA 2.5″ metal external portable enclosure – only £4.75 delivered.

• Grid (PC) – just £2.49.

• Tomb Raider: Survivor Edition (Xbox 360) – only £23.98.

• Pikmin 3 (Wii U) – yours for £29.00.

• Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS) – pre-order for £25.00.

• Kingston Technology 120GB SSD – only £64.99.

• Halo 3 & Assassin’s Creed 2 – free for Xbox Live Gold members.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

Okay, so thanks to the might of the electric car, it looks as though petrol and diesel have had their day. But will we soon all be tootling around in SOLAR cars? Maybe…

You can find out exactly what that will be like with this, a mini version of the solar-powered car, which can be yours for only £1.47 delivered. By our reckoning, an actual full-size car will be about thirty times the size of this, which means that we’ll soon be driving about in solar cars that will only cost us £45. That sounds about right, doesn’t it?

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• Panasonic Lumix DMC-FS28 camera – yours for £39.97.

• NowTV six month pass – only £14.99.

• Playstation 3 500GB Super Slim with Uncharted 3 & Gran Turismo 5 – only £199.99.

• SanDisk 32GB Ultra MicroSD class 10 with adapter – £14.75 delivered.

• Refurb Nexus 7 (16GB) – just £139.00.

• Two hour trial flight experience in Cessna 172 – only £96.00.

• NOOK Simple Touch eReader – just £29.00.

• The Princess Bride (Blu-ray) – only £4.99.

• Fable 3 – free On Xbox Live – Gold only.

• Samsung Galaxy 2 10.1″ (16GB, refurbished) – only £189.00.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals...

As the greatest minds all say, cleanliness is next to greatliness, and so we’re turning our attentions towards the spicking and spanning of things that might otherwise be mucky.

The good folk at Vax have got a rather smashing sale on at the moment, with up to 80% off the RRP of their wide range of our vacuum cleaners, carpet cleaners, steamers, solutions and accessories. You’d be mad in the brains not to check it out and tool yourself up with some kind of hi-tech gadget that you could deploy in the war against grime. It’s an OCD sufferer’s dream.

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• Humble Weekly Sale: Serious Sam games – from £0.01p.

• The Last Of Us Complete Bundle (500GB PS3 and 2 other games) – just £214.99.

• Civilization V Gold Edition – just £6.00 with code.

• Canon EF 50mm f1.8 II lens – £71.99 delivered.

• giffgaff £10 goodybag minutes to be doubled – 500 minutes, unlimited texts and 1GB data.

• 2-for-1 tickets to see Iron Man 3 (2D or 3D).

• Panasonic Lumix LZ20 camera (16 MP, 21x optical zoom) – only £79.95.

• Turkey holidays – from just £111pp.

• Skyrim: Legendary Edition – from £17.99.

• Fear 3 (PC) – only £2.60 with code.

• Logitech G400 gaming mouse – yours for £19.99.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

We’ve had scores of complaints about yesterday’s offer, most of which we’ve ignored because we’re just back from a 250 mile round trip to go through a car wash for 50p. Hopefully you’ll like today’s more.

It’s a super-generous upgrade from the nice mobile service providing people at giffgaff, even if they do have a stupid name. From 12th June, if you subscribe to their £10 goody bag, your minutes will magically be doubled from 250 to 500. Unlimited texts and 1GB of data remains as before. All existing customers and those who join the network before this November will qualify and the minutes upgrade will be permanent. There – that’s better isn’t it? Now let us never speak of the car wash again.

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• Batman Arkham City Armoured Edition (Wii U) – £12.99 delivered.

• Bioshock 1 & 2 (PC) – only £2.99.

• Dark Souls Prepare To Die Edition – yours for £8.00 with code.

• 10M Ethernet patch cable – just £1.25.

• 14 nights in Zante Greece – only £96pp.

• Django Unchained (Blu-ray/UV) – £12.53 delivered.

• Huawei Ascend Y300 – £59.95 PAYG upgrade, £69.95 new customers, £7.50 monthly contract.

• Various titles in the PSN E3 sale.

• Playstation Store PSP sale (various titles) – from £3.19.

• HP ProLiant N54L microserver – potentially £89.58 after cashback.

• Dell Inspiron 17R – 5721 laptop – yours for £415.22.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

Remember when you were younger and going through the car wash was one of the most exciting things you could do? It probably only cost about 50p as well.

WELL NOW THOSE DAYS ARE BACK! Here’s an offer from BP stations that gets you a car wash up to the value of £9.00, and it’ll only set you back a mere 50p. Why not fill your car up with friends or even strangers and make it the focal point of your day? The fact that there’s only 165 stations around the country that are partaking in the offer means that you could even make it into a day trip! Okay, we’ll be honest, we’ve given you better offers than this before. In fact, there’s loads of better ones underneath this bit. Sorry.

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• NOOK Simple Touch eReader – yours for £29.00.

• Tomb Raider (PC) – just £9.99.

• Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter & Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter (PC) – only 99p each.

• External slim Blu-ray drive (USB 2.0 BD ROM) – only £16.99 delivered.

• AMD Phenom II X4 965 – £65.99 delivered.

• The Last of Us (pre-order) & God of War Ascension – just £40.74.

• SanDisk 32GB micro SDHC memory card with adaptor – only £16.14.

• Vodafone Huawei Ascend G300 – only £84.99 (inc £10 topup).

• DAB/FM Radio – just £16.99.

• 100 free photo prints when you sign up to bootsphoto.com.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

Woah. What about THAT? No one could have seen THAT coming, could they? One of the greatest shocks of all time. Game-changing. A jaw-drop, remember-where-you-were-when-you-saw-it moment. Barely believable.

No, we’re not talking about last night’s episode of Game Of Thrones (we were watching a re-run of Have I Got News For You from 1996 on Gold), but the earth-shattering news that the PS Vita is now available for under £100. Okay, so it’s pre-owned, but if you can handle handling something that’s been pre-handled elsewhere, you’ll surely be able to handle the fact that you can have one delivered to you for only £99.99. And best of all no one even [EDITED FOR SPOILERS].

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• Four Blu-rays – yours for £10.00.

• LittleBigPlanet: Karting (PS3) – just £12.99.

• Maxiscan Diagnostic Scanner CAN code reader – only £11.50.

• Sony Smart 3D Blu-ray player – just £59.97.

• F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin (PC) – only £2.00.

• Toy Story 3 (2-disc Blu-ray/DVD) – yours for £4.29.

• Monster Hunter Ultimate (3DS) – possibly free!

• Pikmin 3 (Wii U, pre-order) – yours for £34.85.

• Prometheus (Collector’s Edition, triple play, region-free) – only £12.99.

• Samsung 250GB SSD – just £124.98.

• Bon Jovi tickets – half price at £32.50.

• Under Armour Dauntless backpack – only £10 delivered.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

Sky have got their nice face on, and are giving stuff away to their customers. Well, the ones who subscribe to Sky Movies that is.

They’re worried that the current line-up of films isn’t enough for some of you and that you might like to benefit from a more groovy ‘on demand’ kind of service. With that in mind, they’re giving away a wireless connector that will magically hook up to your broadband router and help to fire even more movie action into your Sky+HD box, courtesy of the wonders of the internet. As we mentioned, you’ll need to be a current Sky Movies customer, but if you are, it’s free, gratis and won’t cost you a bean.

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• Samsung Plus 32GB Micro SD SDHC Class 10 – only £17.49.

• Batman: Arkham Asylum Game Of The Year – just £2.00.

• Quantum Conundrum (PC) – yours for £1.74.

• 14 nights, all inclusive, Dominican Republic, (adults only) – just £684pp.

• Medal of Honor Limited Tier 1 Edition (XBox 360, pre-owned) – only £3.99.

• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (Xbox 360/PS3, pre-owned) – yours for £4.99.

• Kogan 32” Android 4.0 smart TV – a mere £239.

• The Sherlock Holmes Collection (triple play) – just £11.00.

• Hitman Absolution (PC) – only £4.99.

• Diablo 3 (PC) – yours for £16.49.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

It’s almost Friday night and if you’re not going out, you’ll probably be tempted to snub your pots and pans and opt for a takeaway instead. If you’re out, and abusing your body with alcohol, you’ll probably fancy a takeaway at the end of the evening.

If you’re still sober enough to see straight by then, and you reckon you’ve got the gumption to order your grub online, help yourself to this 20% off voucher from the good people at Hungry Horse. It’s only applicable to orders placed with a debit or credit card, but that’s much easier than raking in your pocket for loose change and then crawling around on the floor when it all spills out. Yes, we’re looking at YOU…

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• Oddworld: Abes Odyssey (PC) – just 49p.

• Audi A6 diesel saloon 2.0 SE TDI – now £24,000 (saving £7,040)

• Panasonic DMC LZ20 16MP bridge camera – only £79.99.

• Sandisk 32GB mobile ultra Micro SD (class 10) – just £16.99.

• Alan Wake (PC) – yours for £3.10.

• Kids Spongebob costume – £8.75 delivered.

• Am Tech single car and bicycle foot pump – an amazing £1.25.

• Alan Partridge Complete Box Set (DVD) – now £13.25.

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…

Today’s deal isn’t going to save you a huge amount of £££s on an item that very few of us can afford anyway, like a 72” TV, a widescreen yacht or a robot dolphin, but it is inclusive and open to almost all of us.

In a nutshell, it’s a £10 spend at M&S and it’s yours for just a fiver. Yes, that’s 50% off if our maths serves us correctly. Or put it another way, one of their enticing £10 meal deals for just five quid. The food, the wine, the opulence, the tiny outlay. You might even be able to save a few more pence via a cashback site. Every little helps – as they say at a different shop.

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• 7-night beach holiday to Morocco with BA Business Class flights – only £375.00.

• Alien Anthology (Blu-ray) – £8.96 delivered.

• Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition – yours for £5.49.

• 3 Mobile unlimited internet, 5000 Texts, 200mins, 30-day SIM-only mobile – just £12.90.

• UMC 39″ backlit 1080p TV – only £230.96

• Django Unchained (Blu-ray) – yours for only £10.00

All those and more can be found over at HotUKDeals…