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Uh oh – poor Beyoncé will probably have locked herself away in a darkened room and will be weeping into a damp handkerchief today. That’s because her ad for her personal brand of perfume has been slammed by the stiff shirts at the Advertising Standards Authority.

They said that the ad (shown below) is so risqué that it should not be aired before 7.30pm and we hope that you’ll wait until that time of day before clicking on it and having a look for yourself.

The ASA declared that: “Beyoncé’s body movements and the camera’s prolonged focus on shots of her dress slipping away to partially expose her breasts created a sexually provocative ad that was unsuitable to be seen by young children.” We think the ASA should wind up the day job and get into the penning of erotica (apart from that stuff at the end about the kids).

Apart from Emma on the Dealspwn side of our offices, there’s very little need around these parts for a signed copy of the Rugby’s Finest 2010 calendar. We’re sure there are plenty of ganting ladies who’d love photos of pecs you could grate stale cheddar on, we’re just not sure whether they stand any chance of winning such a prize from Heat. The average reader’s head will probably explode while trying to figure out what to do:

Picture 3 Heat competition makes less sense than a thatched hen