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If you see George Clooney turning up at a film premiere and awards ceremony and looking slightly unusual in the near future, don’t be alarmed. He might turn up dressed as a member of Insane Clown Posse, or maybe he’ll be in the guise of Shirley Temple.

One thing you can be sure of is that there’ll be some kind of lackey, wandering a few feet in front of Clooney, spraying dollar bills in the path of the actor from out of a leaf blower. Who knows, Clooney might drop to his knees and roll around in the cash. Like someone who is quite happy to make themselves look like an utter twat for money.

Here’s George in a new Italian mobile phone ad.

Commercial Break: George Clooney is dead

November 10th, 2009 5 Comments By Andy Dawson

Actor and man George Clooney has died. He was aged somewhere between 30 and 55 and perished when a piano fell on his head in Paris.

The actor and man had just purchased a coffee machine and was believed to be heading back to his luxury hotel in order to modify it by sticking googly eyes on it.

Footage (below) has just been released of Clooney as he settles into his new home, in Heaven. He is believed to have taken his new coffee machine with him. The piano was destroyed in the incident.