Cat food! A million pounds! Pet spray stuff! Just some of the things that might be available in the wonderful freebies section over at HotUKDeals right now. What are you waiting for???

FREE CAT FOOD: It’s Go Cat Crunchy & Tender and it contains NO horse meat. Probably.

FREE NO ELECTRIC SHOCK DEATHS: Check the safety of your appliances with this useful, potentially life-saving online tool.

FREE AMAZON VOUCHERS: A £2 one, to spend on mp3s. For nothing.

FREE MILLION POUNDS: Pretend money mind you, winnable in the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire app, which is currently free.

FREE HOLIDAY MONEY: A £25 credit off the price of a break through Secret Escapes. We think that’s a different girl in their new advert. We liked the other one better.

FREE PET FUR PROTECTOR AND DEODORISER: We don’t know what this is.

FREE US CALLS: With the aid of US Google Voice. You can make and receive free calls & texts to US landlines and mobiles with it – it says here….

Freebies found by HUKD members katiecraig96, MJV, seezyf, Benibaby33, AirelleCranberry and robot1000.

Creams! Gels! Peas! All that and more is here in the latest round-up of the best stuff from HotUKDeals’ freebies section. Touch it – it won’t bite you. OR WILL IT?

FREE ANTI-BLEMISH GEL: It’s called Skinetica, which would be a great name for a group or a ‘niche’ nightclub.

FREE HAND CREAM: From the geniuses at L’Occitane En Provence. Who says that ‘genius’ is an overused word, eh?

FREE PEA RECIPE BOOK: No, really. It’s ‘More Yes Peas’, the sequel to the hugely successful ‘Yes Peas’.

FREE TRAIN GAMES: Courtesy of the National Railway Museum of York – some games to download and keep.

FREE CAR INSURANCE TOOL: A tool. That could help you shave some cash off your car insurance quote. How can that not be amazing?

FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS: How to borrow them from your library – in an online stylee.

(freebies found by HUKD members iheartpingu28, bryan2411, justmatt, dbhoy, craigwhitlow and CJ.UK)

Fish! Kent! Fish! Just some of the things that can be had for free this week over at HotUKDeals. Here’s the best bits…

FREE MASH-UP TRACKS: David Guetta v The Proclaimers and many many more, all mashed up together and that.

FREE KENT: 17,000 tickets for over 100 tourist attractions in lovely Kent over a weekend in March.

FREE BT TALK: The new app from BT that allows you to use your home phone package on the move.

FREE FISH: Sainsbury’s are giving away free fish on Friday. We’re not sure how this works.

FREE MONEY SOFTWARE: It’s Microsoft Money and maybe it’ll help you budget better. Maybe Bill Gates uses it himself.

FREE ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE: Namely Trend Micro Titanium Antivirus+ 2013. Say goodbye to pesky viruses forever.

FREE WORKOUT DVD: It’s Davina! And her Ultimate Target DVD. Yours for nothing if you’re an O2 Priority Moments user. And stretch, 2, 3, 4…

FREE CLOUD SPACE: 50GB of free cloud storage from Mega, the new site launched by Kim Dotcom. You know, the bloke who had Megaupload, which the feds shut down, meaning that everyone lost their data. Hmmm…

(freebies found by HUKD members lelb72, TravelSaver, hero9989, Crown, ukkit, freebiehunter, masha and kimbongo)

Recipes! Juice! Games! The night sky! All that and more can be yours for zero pennies thanks to the freebies section over at HotUKDeals. Here’s the best of the bunch right now…

FREE ADOBE CREATIVE SUITE: It’s Creative Suite 2, a bit of an oldie, but more than satisfactory for free.

FREE GIF-MAKING SOFTWARE: Normally $30, you can get this thing for free and make videos into GIFs. You ARE all into that, aren’t you?

FREE RECIPES: Specifically for your Kindle, a bunch of recipe books that won’t cost a penny. There’s a few kids’ books linked there too.

FREE JUICE: To be more specific, it’s Welch’s chilled grape juice. There’s a litre of the stuff with your name on it if you get your skates on.

FREE STAR GUIDE: Sir Patrick Moore might be dead now but you can still keep abreast of the celestial goings-on with this nifty star guide from the Open University.

FREE LEGO GAME: One for the kids and it involves putting out pretend fires on your iOS device. Doesn’t work when your iOS device actually catches fire though.

FREE SKYPE CALLS: Chat to pals across the globe via the universally-popular Skype service for one entire month. Cancel the recurring payment before the month’s up though.

FREE BREAKFAST: In Ikea, if you’re a Family Card holder. Lovely jubbly.

(freebies found by HUKD members adiem, debiii, malakmum, ct89, kerri_ann3, marko4ever24 and jmcateer)

Games! Santa-tracking software! Chocolate orange! All that and more is free for you if that’s what you’re into, courtesy of the good people at HotUKDeals. Call it our Christmas gift to YOU. Get stuck in!

FREE GAME: It’s Metro 2033, you can bung it into your PC and it’s yours for nothing (although some Facebookery is required).

FREE VTECH CHRISTMAS DOWNLOADS: We don’t know what this is.

FREE SANTA-TRACKING APP: It’s from NORAD, and is the, erm, official Santa-tracking app.

FREE WHATSAPP: The hugely-popular communication app is free for a short while. Go on, save yourselves 69p or whatever it normally is.

MORE FREE GAMES: All the best iOS games that have been reduced to ZERO PENCE for the festive season…

FREE TERRY’S CHOCOLATE ORANGE: Oh yes. OH YES.

FREE EBAY: Insertion fees scrapped from Boxing Day until New Year’s Day. Quick – flog off all the unwanted tat you get on Tuesday.

FREE 0800, 0845, 0870 MOBILE CALLS: Yours with the help of the neat WEQ4U service. They’ll stay on hold for you so that you don’t have to. And as you’ll use an 0333 number, it’s free.

FREE WI-FI: Get up the Asda and get some free wi-fi while you’re there.

(freebies found by HUKD members soxxy008, donna0284, teddy2paws, adrd, silverchriz, danboi63, deb8z, steveh2009 and Mashhh)

A go on the Coke bus! Butter! Games! What a line-up of freebies we’ve got for you from HotUKDeals. Don’t forget that you’ll regularly get some great cinema preview ticket freebies there too, so keep checking the site…

FREE MARIO ADD-ONS: Six extra levels for owners of New Super Mario Bros 2 on the 3DS. Downloadable for you for nothing.

FREE COKE EXPERIENCE: No, not the killer class-A but the fizzy sensation. Climb aboard the Coca Cola Christmas truck and have a look about. Get your photo taken and help yourselves to a mini can of Coke.

FREE BUTTER: It’s a 500g tub of Lurpak Spreadable Lightest but it’s a bit venue and time-specific. Victoria train station in London, TODAY!

FREE GEEKUNINSTALLER (PC): We don’t know what this is.

FREE £10 TAXI CASH: Become a new user of gettaxi.co.uk and you can have £10 added to your account.

FREE GAME: It’s Origin – Command & Conquer Tiberium Alliances and it’s BLOODY BRILLIANT.

FREE CHRISTMAS CARDS: Five of them. Got more than five friends? Don’t go showing off about it in OUR faces please. Thanks.

FREE CHRISTMAS BOOK: It’s Twas The Night Before Christmas and it’s available in the Kindle Store right now for zero pence whatsoever.

(Freebies found by HUKD members magicjay1986, mrshoppy, a3laway, stealthx, mattgarforth, Aton, RossD89 and Edgemundo)

Yoghurt! Chocolate! Poems! What more could a man/woman need for an evening’s entertainment. And it’s all here for you… FREE, courtesy of HotUKDeals…

FREE POTTY TRAINING KIT: a reward chart, some stickers and two £1 vouchers towards some pull-ups. Now you can FINALLY get yourself potty trained…

FREE YOGHURT: A 680g tub of Greek God yoghurt – you know, the one from the weird advert.

FREE CHOCOLATE: A Santa lolly or a Viennese chocolate bar for your faces, courtesy of Thorntons.

FREE LOVEFILM AND FREE MONEY: Get a 30-day trial of Lovefilm AND bag £18 in cashback into the bargain. What an offer!

FREE SPEED CAMERAS: For TomTom. We’ve got no idea what this is.

FREE PHONE UNLOCKING: For Vodafone customers. Get your Vodafone handset unlocked for free. We’re assuming this is a good thing.

FREE POEMS: Not just any old poems – these are the war poems of Siegfried Sassoon – available for your Kindle for nothing.

(freebies found by HUKD members cambourne7, wiggywig, rupagraphics, stfagos, Jonny678, iHate and Quids)

Games! Vests! Erm, straw codes! All that and more can be found over at the freebies section of HotUKDeals right now. So here’s the best bits…

FREE GAMES: Languishing in the iTunes Store and reduced for Black Friday (although some/most/all)

FREE VIDEO APP: It’s called FiLMiC Pro and they say that it beats many DSLRs at video capture. WE’LL be the judge of that.

FREE HI-VIS VEST: One for the kids, that will keep them safe and secure. Also suitable for at-risk midgets.

FREE CRAVENDALE EPIC STRAW CODE: Nope. No idea. But there’s some more here.

FREE EBAY LISTINGS: This weekend, although it’s almost halfway over already. Quick – sell ANYTHING!

FREE BUS TICKET: Let FirstBus take you for a ride – anywhere you like! As long as it’s within the T&Cs of this offer.

FREE DVD RIPPER: It’s WinX DVD Platinum and it’s yours for nothing, but it’s strictly for personal usage. No funny business.

(freebies found by HUKD members M0nk3h, jackbremer, dalipsinghno1, godfather999, miikeyblue, TallerPaul, L2011B and Boogie83e)

Games, games, games and some other stuff. Enjoy…

FREE GAME: Mirror’s Edge for WP7-running devices. Not going to beat around the bush here, we’ve got no idea what any of that means.

MORE FREE GAMES: For your PC this time – including Rayman 3, Prince Of Persis Warrior Within and Splinter Cell Double Agent.

FREE REWARD POINTS: For your Game account, when you register their app. Bit gamey this week isn’t it?

FREE AMAZON VOUCHER: Ah, a not-gamey freebie. Here’s a £2.00 voucher for you to use against some mp3 music purchases. Hallelujah!

FREE XBOX LIVE SUBSCRIPTION: Back to the gameyness again. One month of Xbox Live for you. For free.

FREE CHOCOLATE: A Santa lolly or a Viennese chocolate bar, courtesy of Thorntons. We’re now singing ‘Santa Lolly’ to the tune of ‘Santa Baby’…

ANOTHER FREE GAME: Here we go again, or should that be HERE WE GO A-GAME?? Ha! Asphalt 7, free on iTunes. We’ll shut up now.

(freebies found by HUKD members neosalad, gamestraderjames, NL1234, Acx, lambyUK, rupagraphics and kas786)

Games! An injectable teddy bear! Some ferret food! Just some of the treats that are loitering in the freebies section over at HotUKDeals right now. Here’s the best of the bunch…

FREE GAMES FEAST: A PC app called Jogobox that brings more than 2,000 retro games like Sensible Soccer and Lemmings on to your computer, all for nowt. Is it legal? We don’t know.

FREE ADVENT CALENDAR: One with chocolate in it too! From Lidl – includes Facebook involvement.

FREE TEDDY BEAR: For type 1 diabetic children, he’s called Rufus and you can practice injecting on him.

FREE PRINTER APP: For TODAY ONLY, Printer Pro for your iPhone. Hopefully it’ll print things out bigger than they look on the phone itself.

FREE MAC APPS: Up to $90 worth, it says here. Whatever the hell a $ is…

FREE ANIMAL FOOD: A decent-sized sample bag for the fury animal of your choice – as long as it’s a rabbit, guinea pig, ferret, rat or chinchilla.

(freebies found by HotUKDeals members Greenman9000, avebell, jackie1969uk, emrahsener54, imsofly and char22)

eBooks! eBirds! eTea! Pretty much all that and more can be yours if you dare to delve into the freebies section at HotUKDeals right this flipping moment. Here’s the best of the current bunch…

FREE FOX APP: Especially for all of Bitterwallet’s fox fans, it’s Icky Mr Fox, free for iPad.

FREE KINDLE BOOKS: A big list of eBook freebies for you here, with many of the top genres represented.

FREE GAME: Bioshock! Free! Yes!

FREE ANGRY BIRDS: The newest in the hugely popular series – Angry Birds Star Wars, yours for free for Android devices and Kindle Fire.

FREE CINEMA TICKETS: You’ll need to be an O2 Priority Moments kind of cat to get these Odeon tickets.

FREE PHOTOS: Not just any photos – these are photos of celebrities, and they’re AUTOGRAPHED. Hopefully by the celebrities in the pictures…

FREE TEA: Because there’s always free tea, some samples from Twinings for your face…

(freebies found by HotUKDeals members JennyBoo, sheldococo, danakajoel, faz1964, rupagraphics, tonywilmore@hotm and mhadley)

Here you go – have some free stuff. No, seriously, it’s all free, from HotUKDeals. TAKE IT!!!

FREE WINDOWS 8 MEDIA CENTRE: It’s supposed to be a £9.99 add-on to Microsoft’s new OS, but here it is for nothing!

FREE CHRISTMAS STORY: It’s only Twas The Night Before Christmas – A Visit From St. Nicholas by, erm, Jesus? Free in ebook form for your Kindle.

FREE SIM: With £5.00 credit thrown in! It’s from Vectone – no, us neither.

FREE BEJEWELED 2: The Android version – bung it in your ‘device’ and play away…

FREE WORLDWIDE SKYPE: Unlimited calling free for a month. That’s Skype-to-Skype AND you can also call offline contacts on their mobiles and landlines. Woof!

FREE MEDICAL TREATMENT: Stop wasting time with your GP and get in touch with The NHS Minor Ailments service. If you’re suffering from something small and niggly, perhaps they can help you.

(freebies found by HotUKDeals members Youngy, myst3rion, betabelf, jik22, Holidaypirates and mcpaddy)

A cardboard box! A war book! A toothbrush! Yes, all of that and MORE can be yours, thanks to the joy-bringers who live in the freebies section of HotUKDeals. Think you can handle it…???

FREE PACKAGING: The tough-sounding Bukwrap, for with to mail stuff like books, toys and DVD box sets with… it says here.

FREE WORLD WAR ONE: An ebook about the whole saga, to be precise. It’s World War One: History In An Hour by Rupert Colley, if details like that matter to you.

FREE PUDSEY MONEY: Click on ‘share’ on his Facebook page and Pudsey Bear will donate £1.00 to Children In Need. Bless his little cotton socks.

FREE TOY: A huggable polar bear toy! As opposed to all those non-huggable toys, with all their rotating knives and poisonous gases and that.

FREE NATIONAL TRUST ENTRY: Get into loads of historical venues for nothing between now and May 2013. There’s a big list of places that you won’t get into as well.

FREE TOOTHBRUSH: Courtesy of Aquafresh. Those people know toothbrushes. Trust us on that one.

FREE BURNING SOFTWARE: Oh yes, it’s Ashampoo Burning Studio 2012! CD, DVD and Blu-ray-burning gloriousness for you. Normally £34.99, it’s currently yours for nothing.

FREE WINDOWS 8: The newest Microsoft OS and it could be yours for NOTHING! If you’re a student that is…

(freebies found by avid HotUKDeals members 1nkling, lambchopuk, matt_k, pinkmelonsmr2, FRANK_R1ZZO, pspr33, spannerzone, and lbzzzz)

A concert! Some online storage space! Some tissues! If you think about it, they’re all linked. They’re also all from the freebies section of HotUKDeals – come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!

FREE CLOUD SPACE: A whopping 3GB of Dropbox space for students and teachers – free for two entire years.

FREE CONCERT TICKETS: Former Mike & The Mechanics and Squeeze man Paul Carrack is playing the O2 Indigo in a couple of weeks’ time. Be there – for NO MONEY!

FREE BET: A £10 bet for the football. We don’t know how/if this works, but seeing as the football got postponed last night, we thought it was worth mentioning.

FREE UNIVERSITY EDUCATION CERTIFICATE: Nope, no idea about this one either. The title might be misleading as well for all we know.

FREE TISSUES: Not just ANY old tissues, these are Velvet Balm tissues. Mmmm, dreamy….

FREE MANIFESTO: Not just ANY old manifesto, this is the Communist Manifesto. Mmmm, dreamy…

FREE 75P: Just fill in a survey about loft insulation. Easiest 75p you’ll EVER earn. Honest.

(freebies found by HUKD members Lucas_Sheffield, f3lix, alltheparts, warrior, dabbit, spongebob and kindareal)