Posts Tagged ‘eu’

KLM refusing to compensate stranded ash cloud passengers

Saturday, August 14th, 2010
ash cloud volcano

An ash cloud, yesterday

The wretched ash cloud may be long gone but the hangover from its brief, brutal reign over us all continues.

Ryanair have already been in the news after they failed to follow EU rules and provide hotel and meal costs for stranded passengers and now Dutch airline KLM are in a similar position.

EU rules say that in the event of a flight cancellation, the airline must pay out reasonable expenses for accommodation and meals for their stranded passengers. The rules were designed with short-term travel disruptions in mind but the arrival of the evil ash cloud changed everything.

The BBC report that KLM currently face legal action from the EU after stating that they will only reimburse passengers for 24 hours of the period they were stranded during the ash cloud saga back in April.

An EU spokesdude growled: “EU passenger rights are there to protect consumers. And they are there to act as a safety net for passengers – even in very difficult circumstances like this. So there is no grey area for us in this regard and those EU rights must be respected.”

Initially, Ryanair refused to pay the full expenses of their stranded passengers but the Sky Marshall and his droogs eventually relented. Still, there’s no such thing as bad publicity is there?

EU regulations to stop health food companies using cod-science

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

yakult 7 EU regulations to stop health food companies using cod scienceHealth food, for many, is clearly a load of pro-biollocks. However, it is big business as people glug their way through millions of bottles of Actimel and Yakult in the knowledge that some scientific sounding words on the packaging couldn’t possibly be a crock of shit.

However, these claims may soon be gone thanks to European regulation which demands that health food companies come up with actual scientific evidence to back their claims.

This regulation will extends to many products, including multi-vitamins, slimming pills, margarine and yoghurt.

Of the claims looked at thus far, 80% have been rejected.

The Nutrition and Health Claims Regulation was adopted back in 2006 “to ensure that consumers are not misled by unsubstantiated, exaggerated or untruthful claims about foodstuffs”, but it is only now that they’re taking names and numbers.

So what’s been rejected? Well, they’re saying that apple cider vinegar doesn’t improve bowel movement, green tea isn’t good for blood pressure, cholesterol and isn’t even an antioxidant… cranberry juice doesn’t reduce the risk of urinary tract infection in women, sugar free gum doesn’t reduce plaque and probiotics don’t do a thing to supports your immune system.

Speaking to the BBC, Ioannis Misopoulos, director general of the International Probiotics Association (IPA): “It can take three years to get these kinds of human studies together but in the meantime the claims are going to be wiped away. The regulation is killing this industry and the job losses are already being felt.”

It isn’t just the products that are getting scrutinised. If you have a product with a name that claims to help you in some way, you might have to ditch that too. Eh, Slim Fast?

Sadly, this new regulation doesn’t say anything about the horseshit you hear in shampoo commercials and the like, but we can only hope they go after that lot next.

The Christmas shopping starts here – with Spader Man figures!

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

article 1272917831938 09690B9B000005DC 426185 223x335 199x300 The Christmas shopping starts here   with Spader Man figures!There’s a long way to go but here’s some of the stuff we’ll be buying for the kids this Christmas – all made in China and harvested by EU customs officials.

There’s Batman on a pink-maned pony (he’s now renamed SilverBat) or there’s the steel-eyed star of the 1980s hit movie, Robert Cop.

Customs officers in the EU seized 178 million counterfeit goods in 2008, with counterfeited toys increasing by 136%. Last week, authorities in Xiamen smashed up more than one million fake items that had been seized when they drove a steamroller over them.

Hopefully it was driven by SilverBat.

[Metro - Thanks to rabid Bitterwallet reader Dan]

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Amazon: Know your rights

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

amazon logo 300x298 Amazon: Know your rightsHave you had any bother when dealing with Amazon.co.uk when buying electrical goods? It seems that its a common complaint and that their customer service can be a bit shoddy.

Well, there’s a little bit of good news.

Basically, thanks to Amazon basing themselves in Luxembourg, they’ve got to tow the line with the EU, meaning that they can’t act like complete arses with you when you want something out of them.

Even though Amazon may imply otherwise, you’ve got the right to demand a refund or repair if the goods you buy fail within two years, according to Guardian Money.

Even though Amazon are acting like stubborn mules over this, Luxembourg’s authorities are starting to lay the smackdown on the retailer after receiving a load of complaints from the UK and now, Amazon has to make consumer rights more transparent on their website.

Lux’s ministry of economic affairs and foreign trade hauled Amazon in for a nice chat and told them that they needed to start playing nice.

What has been happening is that, should you buy something and it breaks (and obviously, it wasn’t your fault), then Amazon aren’t offering a refund or replacement, but rather, the shoddy deal of giving you vouchers that don’t equal what you spent or being offered between 10% and 20% of the price they had paid.

Amazon replied: “At Amazon, we are committed to providing our customers with the best possible shopping experience. Should a product become defective in the first 12 months from date of purchase, the item can be returned to us for a full refund or replacement, irrespective of the length of the manufacturer warranty. Thereafter we will work with customers on a case by case basis on any product queries.”

Don’t hold your breath. You might have to have a bit of a scrap with them over your purchases.

Orange and T-Mobile merger gets the green light. Can it really be a good thing?

Monday, February 22nd, 2010
iwg flying saucer orange 300x300 Orange and T Mobile merger gets the green light. Can it really be a good thing?

A possible new logo for the combined companies

They’ve both tried to shaft their customers in the past year by changing their terms and conditions detrimentally, and now it seems that an Orange/T-Mobile superpower is just days away from birth.

The EU have given them authority to fast-track a merger which could happen as soon as this week, in spite of concerns from the OFT and Ofcom. The merger will give the depressing duo a huge 37% share of the UK mobile market, making them comfortably the biggest operator around.

But if you’re an Orange or T-Mobile customer, what do you think it will mean for you? More competitive pricing for handsets and tariffs? Less choice in the marketplace and therefore worse value for money. A larger customer base for the new company to handle leading to out-and-out chaos and a string of unbelieveable fuck ups? Or no change whatsoever?

And what the hell are they going to call the new company? T-Orange? Orangemobile? The Orange Mob? Surely it can only end in horrible tears…

EU tackle retail websites that mislead consumers

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
Some money you may have spent on a retail website in the EU and will lose due to their failure to follow appropriate guidelines, yesterday

Some money you may have spent on a retail website in the EU and will lose due to their failure to follow appropriate guidelines, yesterday

Oh dear. The EU has been sneaking about behind the backs of nearly 400 retail websites selling electronic goods, and hasn’t liked what it’s found. More than half are breaking rules put in place to protect consumers, by failing to inform customers they can return a product bought on the internet within seven days; a third were missing relevant contact information.

The sites investigated all sold mobiles, DVD players and games consoles across the European Union. Except for Slovakia, and we all know why that is, don’t we? No? Of the 369 sites that trading standards groups across the continent picked at, 200 were chosen because they were the biggest in the EU and another 100 were checked because they had received previous consumer complaints.

Every website checked in Cyprus and Hungary was found to require further investigation. Only 14 websites in the UK were inspected, and six of them will receive strongly worded letters that’ll no doubt be placed in the floor level filing depositary for safe keeping. The good news is that any of the websites that fail to rectify the problems will face fines and prosecutions. Probably. The list of websites remains private so far, although three countries have made their lists public.

[BBC]

It’s curtains for the 100 watt bulb. Erm, actually ‘lights out’ probably would have worked better.

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

showimage 300x260 Its curtains for the 100 watt bulb. Erm, actually lights out probably would have worked better.The traditional British light bulb is on the way out for good – thanks to those banana-straightening nincompoops in Brussels.

That’s what we’d be saying if we were the Sun or the increasingly-tabloidy Telegraph, but we’re not. We’re hard-arsed realists, so we’re pleased to learn that fresh stocks of 100 watt bulbs will no longer be on UK shelves from today. Expect the 60 watt bulb to go the same way next, as we all gradually creep towards rampant energy-saving and the saving of countless penguins’ lives.

The move is sure to inspire an outpouring of emotion not seen since the death of Diana, so use the comments box to pay your tributes to the defunct bulb or ‘Old Hundred Watty’ as we used to call them around here.

While you’re about it, check out this posting from HotUKDeals – 75-90% off all light bulbs! Yes! We can stock up on penguin-killing lightbulbs and nothing will ever change ever again. We’re coming to get you Old Hundred Watty!

80,000 chumps up for standing on Ryanair flights

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Oh well. Despite the concept of standing on short-haul flights been largely ridiculed by right-minded people and those that prefer their femurs not to be shattered on landing, it seems the majority of us would prefer to save a few quid instead.

A fortnight ago, Ryanair seized the opportunity to inflame the headlines with talk of proposals to allow passengers to stand on certain routes, in order to cram more human livestock on board. A poll was launched on the Ryanair website asking passengers if they’d consider letting their legs absorb the impact of a poor landing rather than their fatty arses on a cushioned seat.

Ryanair asked the question:

Do you think passengers should have a choice of standing on short flights as they currently do on trains, buses and underground transport?

And being the tight-fisted bunch we are, 60% replied yes. Ryanair claim over 120,000 passengers completed the poll (although it was open to anyone to complete, not just passengers) meaning that over 80,000 people supported standing room on some European flights. Unsurprisingly the number replying yes increased to 66% when asked if they would stand for flights less than one hour in length if it meant paying no fee. If Sky Marshall O’Leary is genuinely considering this, he’s clearly worked out the average residual revenue from passengers flying free still makes it worth his while.

ryanair1 300x300 80,000 chumps up for standing on Ryanair flights

Ryanair Sky-Admiral Stephen McNamara jauntily whistled:

“We are pleased that 60% of participants in our online poll agree that people should be given the choice to travel fare free on short flights by standing if they want to. With 120,000 passengers voting and 80,000 saying they would stand on board Ryanair will continue to explore the concept of ‘fare free standing’ flights with Boeing and the relevant aviation authorities in the US and EU.”

The EU will hopefully see sense and laugh them out of Brussels, realising as most folks do, that trains, buses and underground transport doesn’t travel through the air at several hundred miles an hour and experience turbulence or slamming into tarmac a little too hard.

Wonky fruit and veg back in the shops. Hurrah!

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
funny shaped vegetables Wonky fruit and veg back in the shops. Hurrah!

Ooh, crikey!

2009 is all going right for Esther Rantzen. First, she stepped up to volunteer herself as a sleaze-free independent prospective MP for Luton, railing against the expenses scandal in the House Of Commons. It led to a disturbing performance by her on BBC1’s Question Time where she nakedly displayed as much raw ego and self-regard as the politicians she claims to be against.

Now, the very heartbeat of her old hit show That’s Life is back – we’re talking of course about wonkily-shaped fruit and vegetables. The 20 year-old EU ban on odd-looking plums and carrots that strongly resemble men’s cocks has been lifted in a bid to reduce bureaucracy.

Amazingly, in a world where children die of starvation, around 20% of produce is rejected by shops across the EU for failing to meet the current requirements. Agriculture Commissioner Mariann Fischer Boel made one of he most blindingly obvious statements of all time when she said: “It makes no sense to throw perfectly good products away, just because they are the ‘wrong’ size and shape”

No longer living under the jackbooted tyranny of bonkers EU law are apricots, artichokes, asparagus, aubergines, avocados, beans, Brussels sprouts, carrots, cauliflowers, cherries, courgettes, cucumbers, cultivated mushrooms, garlic, hazelnuts in shell, headed cabbage, leeks, melons, onions, peas, plums, ribbed celery, spinach, walnuts in shell, water melons and witloof/chicory. Witloof there, whatever the fuck that is.

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1980's Esther Rantzen. Sexy Thatcher.

BUT… the rules still apply to the most popular types of produce, namely: apples, citrus fruit, kiwi fruit, lettuces, peaches and nectarines, pears, strawberries, sweet peppers, table grapes and tomatoes. They make up 75% of EU fruit and vegetable sales, and any wonky examples will have to be stickered with something like “product intended for processing” in a way of placating shoppers who may have been spooked by their appearances.

But now that we’ve learned to live without these freaks of nature, will you be comfortable going back to buying them, or will you shun them as though they are scarcely-edible versions of the Elephant Man? Let us know.

Esther Rantzen was unavailable for comment as we went to press. Because we haven’t got her phone number. What we do have though, is a potato that resembles how we imagine one of her boobs would look like. Happy days!

New energy labelling will save you £150 million a year

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

picture 11 New energy labelling will save you £150 million a yearLike a good, energy-conscious citizen you’ll doubt pay attention to the energy efficiency labelling when buying white goods. Trouble is that nobody’s bothered to update them in a decade and the current ratings are massively out of date. That’s all about to change though following a new EU ruling which appears to be in no way a pointless bureaucratic pain in the arse.

The new labelling scheme will mean the introduction of new classes beyond the currently most efficient A-grade, such as A-20% (20% more efficient than the current A standard), A-40% (40% more efficient than the current A standard) or A-60% (60% more… well, you can guess the rest).

The new ruling will also see minimum energy efficiency standards and labelling for televisions, meaning that the least efficient televisions will be removed from the EU market and mandatory labelling introduced from mid-2010.

Together the measures are expected to reduce carbon dioxide emissions in the UK by around 2 million tonnes per annum, and create energy savings for consumers of around £150 million per annum. Not each, obviously.

[eGovMonitor]

How Ryanair can rape and pillage your pockets for in-flight calls

Friday, February 20th, 2009

So the good news is that Europe is about to start enjoying the use of mobile phones on flights across the continent. The bad news is that it’s courtesy of Ryanair, and as plenty of people have discovered, very little is ever provided as a courtesy.

More than 20 planes flying on routes out of Dublin will be offering mobile, text and email functionality, which Ryanair is hoping to roll out across all routes by late 2010. Passengers will make and receive voice calls at non-European Union international roaming rates of £1.50 to £3 a minute; texts will cost 40 pence and e-mails using phones and other devices will cost as much as £2 per message. No, your eyes aren’t broken. They may as well go the full hog and burgle your home while you’re on the flight.

ryanair logo 2 How Ryanair can rape and pillage your pockets for in flight calls

Why non-EU international roaming rates? Aren’t Dublin and Ryanair’s other destinations within the EU? The EU international roaming tariffs agreed in 2007 state a maximum price of 32p per minute ex VAT for roamed calls originating and terminating in the EU. So how is Ryanair getting away with it?

Notes on EU international roaming reveal that the EU tariffs “deal with the issue of roaming on terrestrial networks… the definitions therefore do not apply, even though it is in many respects similar to a roamed service”. They continue by saying that “in a market economy, prices for communication services should first of all be determined by market forces… the Commission therefore finds it preferable to give commercial forces the chance to work”.

So Ryanair can charge what it likes while no precedent is set, in order to ascertain what customers are willing to pay. However, “it is clear that take-up would be best served if mobile network operators pursue from the beginning a transparent pricing policy and avoid prices which would be considered excessive by consumers or even represent shock bills.”

What isn’t clear in this instance is who will rake in the majority of the profits; Ryanair or the operators. Regardless, there’s absolutely no doubt that at up to £3 a minute for a call, the prices will be considered excessive by most passengers. The question is how transparent will Ryanair make its pricing policy? We want your help to find out. If you travel on a Ryanair route covered by the scheme over the coming days, let us know exactly how the price tariffs are being advertised. Are there large signs on the backs of seats? A quarter-page tucked away in the back of the duty-free magazine? How are customers being made aware of the tariffs? If you can, take a photo and send it to bitterwallet@gmail.com.

Police to poke around PCs* without permission

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

picture 14 300x217 Police to poke around PCs* without permissionThey straightened our bananas, they robbed us of our imperial measurements, they’ve set more directives then there are hairs on a shaggy dog. And now the EU has set in motion a series of events that will allow the police to hack into your PC without permission. It’s called remote searching, and such a search can be granted should the plod believe it “necessary to prevent or detect serious crime”.

European Union’s council of ministers in Brussels has given the thumbs up to the warrantless intrusive surveillance of private property, allowing foreign police forces to ask British bobbies to hack into someone’s UK computer on their behalf.

Rather understandably, plenty of folk including opposition MPs and civil liberties groups are upset about the decision, because in contrast to the legal safeguards for searching a suspect’s home, police undertaking a remote search don’t need to apply to a magistrates’ court for a warrant.

The plans are still under development, and they’re only likely to snoop if you’re being very, very naughty. That’s not the point though, is it?

* PCs as in personal computers; Police Constables are free to poke around one another – they’re consenting adults, after all

[The Times]