Latest from Asda’s webcam. Looks as though there’ll be plenty of carrots in the shops this weekend! Phew, eh readers?

Meanwhile, from recent CCTV footage in a convenience store in Puyallup, Washington…

Asda are super-keen to keep in touch with you, the consumer, and in the spirit of transparency, married to the technology of 1997, they’ve added some still-picture webcams to their exciting, vibrant Your Asda website. The concept is like something your grandad would come up with down at OAP’s computer club in the local library.

Today, the action comes to you live from a dairy supplier in Lockerbie, a carrot processing plant near Selby, and the atrium at Asda House in Leeds. We were glued to the live feed for almost two minutes earlier and got to see some carrots, some people and the lower half of a cow’s leg.

We much preferred the beta version that came out last month, where the nightshift kid ran around pissing in the bins and licking raw chickens but there you go…

Spot the cow's leg

Brace yourselves people – there’s a big chill a-coming. If reports are to be believed, we’re going to be frozen into our homes for the next week as Jack Frost and his gang calmly stroke the UK with their spindly icy fingers.

We’re reaching for the brandy just thinking about it. But fear not – thanks to these tips, in conjunction with HotUKDeals, should help to ease the pain and thaw the freeze.

Kicking off, here’s a Brother DCP-135C All-In-One printer, yours for just £34.49 delivered and in your home. Replacement ink cartridges are reassuringly affordable if you shop around too.

We recommend that you get along to www.realflamepictures.com and download a bunch of snaps of roaring fires then print the out and huddle around them for warmth. If that doesn’t work, burn them inside a big metal bin.
(deal found by Predikuesi)
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