Merry Christmas! All going well so far? No? Families, eh? Pains in the arse, the lot of them. It’s just gone 11 – pissed yet? Yes? Excellent work. Turkey not thawed in time? Forgot to buy one in the first place? Have no fear – thanks to Sweet Sue, Christmas dinner will be saved as we once again remind you of perhaps the greatest consumer product in the world. Ours is already in the oven:

It’s almost lunchtime here at Bitterwallet HQ and today, we’ve each got one of these… a tin of Sweet Sue’s Canned Whole Chicken.

There isn’t a single part of the experience that isn’t utterly to die for. The way it slides out of the can as though it’s being born, the jelly that it comes daubed in and the thought that Sweet Sue personally stuffed the bloody thing into the can in the first place.

Mmmmmm… whole chicken in a can…..

[Food Network Humor via BuzzFeed]

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