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That’s because it’s that time of day when we show you some of the finest bargains from the past 24 hours and you all decide that although you don’t really need one, you can’t resist. Then you’ve got no money left. Don’t blame us, blame HotUKDeals.
If you want to keep your pearly-whites sparkling and gleaming instead of looking like a couple of rows of broken tombstones, you could be interested in this one. An 8-pack of Braun Oral-B precision clean toothbrush refill heads for just £12.99.
RRP of these is £24.99 so you’ll be saving loads of cash and stop your gob from smelling like the inside of one of those industrial bins they have round the back of your local hospital. Sensational.
Right, who wants 75% off Calvin Klein watches and 50% off all Miss Sixty products? You do? Thank Larry you’re here then – it must be fate, because that’s exactly what we’ve got for you.
They’re just a couple of the offers that are part of a massive jewellery sale. By the time you’re done with it, your pockets will be empty but goddammit, you’ll look fabulous darling. Like Liberace off on his holidays.
Finally, a natty little deal for a nifty little laptop – the Acer Aspire One. This is a blue A150L 1.6GHz / 1GB / 120GB model that comes with Linux pre-installed, and it’s only £159.99 delivered. You can’t really go wrong at that price for a fully-working laptop.
Plus, as it’s a funky blue colour, if you can’t be bothered with it, you can give it to a toddler to smash with a toy fire engine. By the way, are we the only ones who think that anyone who uses the word funky who isn’t referencing music should be shot through the eye with an arrow? Your thoughts please.
(deals found by HUKD members rayman, Bryan839 and Tony Harrison)
We’ve got a sexy, steamy scene going on here in Deals Of The Day. In the underground BWHQ, Vince is wearing a gimp mask while Paul N is wearing a tool belt and offering the services of his massive wrench to anyone who’ll listen.
The only groping your correspondent has been doing is through the HotUKDeals forums, in search of the sauciest bargains out there today.
If you’re a single individual, don’t be sad – there’s nothing wrong with using inanimate objects to help raise the sexual temperature. Well, when we say there’s nothing wrong with it, there’s obviously lots wrong with it, but at least you’re not Max Moseley.
You can spice things up in your bedsit with the help of this book – “Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects.” Ooh la, and indeed, la. If the wallpaper in your bedsit wasn’t already peeling, the rampant steaminess that will ensue would have it curling at the edges anyway.
Lastly, it’s always good to introduce some foodstuffs into the foreplay, as anyone who has seen 9½ Weeks will attest to. The scene where Mickey Rourke takes a hot dog out of a bun and pretends it’s a talking willie is pure cinematic gold.
So here’s a couple of foods you can take into the bedroom that won’t cost you too much – Ben & Jerry’s ice cream at two tubs for a fiver, or a Greggs egg mayonnaise baguette for just a pound. Happy sexualting!
(deals found by xSpoiltPrincessx, amibees, big-boy, adsldave and 4leafed)