Posts Tagged ‘bus’
Here in the UK, bus travel is seen as the poor cousin of the train, the plane and the hovercraft, but in Denmark, it looks as though things are very different, as this ad for the super-cool Midttrafik bus company proves.
Very nice seats! Designer bells with cool functions! Free handles! Such a contrast to the unconscious heroin users, seat-snaffling fatties and false-armed self-strokers that are clogging up our own buses over here.
Broken Britain, meet Dynamic Denmark. And weep into that discarded kebab that’s on the floor of your bus.
YAAWWWN! Here’s yet ANOTHER advert set on an American bus, starring a bagpipe-wielding Scottish-Korean man and a zombie arguing the toss with each other.
When are the ad agencies going to get their heads out of their arses and realise that the viewing public can handle concepts that are a bit more complex and sophisticated than this?
How about having the Scottish-Korean man and the zombie arguing on a train? Or in the departures lounge at an airport? Or at a sporting event of some kind?
It’s ALWAYS the bus with these people. Always.
Forget the jetpacks for just a moment, this is how your getting to work in 2030. It’s a 3d fast bus, or a ‘straddling’ bus, and it’s quite possibly the greatest bus every to adorn the planet. Actually, we can’t think of any buses that may compete for the title, and would therefore welcome your suggestions. It certainly beats Boris’s London Routemasters into a cocked a hat, and it’s the future of transport in Beijing’s Mentougou District:
The pilot scheme will see a 40km long path built for the bus, which will carry up to 1,400 commuters at a time, while still allowing traffic to pass by. Or under. Or through. Whatever. It will cost just 10% of building the equivalent length of subway, and could reduce traffic jams by nearly a third. To be honest, it could also be an entirely made-up story plucked from the pages of the now-defunct News without News, in that you don’t need a single word of copy to know what the story is: