Posts Tagged ‘bra’
Earlier in the week, we brought you a salacious advert for Belgian men’s magazine Che, in which a sexy young womanly sort found herself babysitting a dad rather than his kid.
It was deliberate attempt to get the attention of a particular demographic within the diverse Bitterwallet readership and it made some of you feel alienated and afraid. For that we apologise.
To bring some balance to the tarnished Commercial Break brand, today we bring you a serious expose of an American advert that has caused controversy across the nation after being banned by broadcasters.
A blatant strike against freedom of expression, it’s an ad for the Lane Bryant lingerie company and features a judy with a MASSIVE SET OF BANGERS! WAHEY!!
If you can correctly answer the question “What shape is a football?” you’re probably aware that it’s the Champions League Final in Rome tonight. If you weren’t aware of it, we’re sorry to have to tell you that there’s no more Britain’s Got Talent until tomorrow night. Sorry about that talent fans.
With regards to the Champions League, you may be heartened to learn that in among the vast, guffy cloud of advertising and marketing, there’ll actually be a game of football, and it’s got the potential to be a bit of a cracker.
Back to that vast, guffy cloud though. Rome is currently awash with banners and posters covered in the logos of official partners. Thierry Henry and Ryan Giggs are starring in a viral ad that is so sickeningly dull that we’re not going to link to it. The whole thing is slicker than Cristiano Ronaldo’s greasy barnet. And just as annoying.
Whither that it was all still like this, from 1979. A footballing legend, a woman in a bra and a farm-load of corn. Champion.
The BIG news today is that you can get a complete James Bond DVD box set for just £9.99. What’s that? Offer expired? Giant cock-up at play.com? Oh. Here’s some other bargains then – all unearthed by the hard working forum members at HotUKDeals.
Right then, the QUITE BIG news today is that your shrubbing woes are over. Is ‘shrubbing’ a real word? It is now. Anyway, your bushes and hedges can be groomed to within an inch of their lives for the unfeasible price of just £1.75 at Tesco Direct, knocked down from the original £27.00.
Click on the link and carefully follow the instructions to find out how. It probably doubles as a shaggy dog trimmer and sheep shearer as well but don’t quote us on that.
(Deal found by edi)
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