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Exploding bra that detects true love

January 27th, 2014 9 Comments By Mof Gimmers

true love bra Exploding bra that detects true loveIt is hard to know when you’re in love. Maybe you get a knot of excitement in your stomach and feel weak at the knees. Or maybe, you find yourself thinking about someone all the time while masturbating furiously? Or maybe it is a palpable sense of desperation that sweats out of your back like you’re Moe Syzlak?

Either way, scientists have had to test all these things for a new bra which can only be taken off if the lady wearing it is feeling the love.

In fact, this bra isn’t taken off, rather, it automatically unhooks itself when the wearer feels excited.

The bra – called the True Love Tester – was made in conjunction with ”human sexuality specialists” to create a “revolutionary new bra that knows how women truly feel.”

The device will detect whether a lady is in love (or on a rollercoaster or maybe watching Idris Elba on the telly or mashed out of her mind on MDMA) and, hey presto! Her underwear will explode off her body whether she likes it or not!

At least you’ll know if your girlfriend really fancies someone else now. Anyway, have a look at the commercial for the bra below and just imagine all the bras pinging into the air at a Take That gig.

Earlier in the week, we brought you a salacious advert for Belgian men’s magazine Che, in which a sexy young womanly sort found herself babysitting a dad rather than his kid.

It was deliberate attempt to get the attention of a particular demographic within the diverse Bitterwallet readership and it made some of you feel alienated and afraid. For that we apologise.

To bring some balance to the tarnished Commercial Break brand, today we bring you a serious expose of an American advert that has caused controversy across the nation after being banned by broadcasters.

A blatant strike against freedom of expression, it’s an ad for the Lane Bryant lingerie company and features a judy with a MASSIVE SET OF BANGERS! WAHEY!!

Sorry.

If you can correctly answer the question “What shape is a football?” you’re probably aware that it’s the Champions League Final in Rome tonight. If you weren’t aware of it, we’re sorry to have to tell you that there’s no more Britain’s Got Talent until tomorrow night. Sorry about that talent fans.

With regards to the Champions League, you may be heartened to learn that in among the vast, guffy cloud of advertising and marketing, there’ll actually be a game of football, and it’s got the potential to be a bit of a cracker.

Back to that vast, guffy cloud though. Rome is currently awash with banners and posters covered in the logos of official partners. Thierry Henry and Ryan Giggs are starring in a viral ad that is so sickeningly dull that we’re not going to link to it. The whole thing is slicker than Cristiano Ronaldo’s greasy barnet. And just as annoying.

Whither that it was all still like this, from 1979. A footballing legend, a woman in a bra and a farm-load of corn. Champion.

HotUKDeals Of The Day – Wednesday 15 October

October 15th, 2008 8 Comments By Andy Dawson

hukd logob HotUKDeals Of The Day   Wednesday 15 OctoberThe BIG news today is that you can get a complete James Bond DVD box set for just £9.99. What’s that? Offer expired? Giant cock-up at play.com? Oh. Here’s some other bargains then – all unearthed by the hard working forum members at HotUKDeals.

DON’T HEDGE YOUR BETS

shrubber HotUKDeals Of The Day   Wednesday 15 October

Right then, the QUITE BIG news today is that your shrubbing woes are over. Is ‘shrubbing’ a real word? It is now. Anyway, your bushes and hedges can be groomed to within an inch of their lives for the unfeasible price of just £1.75 at Tesco Direct, knocked down from the original £27.00.

Click on the link and carefully follow the instructions to find out how. It probably doubles as a shaggy dog trimmer and sheep shearer as well but don’t quote us on that.
(Deal found by edi)
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