Posts Tagged ‘7up’
As you may know, the Pope has arrived in Britain – he touched down this morning and has been tootling around Scotland in his little Popemobile ever since. We’ve found some value-priced stuff that might enhance his short visit.
Say a prayer for the good people at HotUKDeals, for it is they who have unearthed the Papal bargains. Bless them.
When he isn’t hanging out with the Queen, Archbishop of Canterbury and all of those crusty old duffers, the Pope might want to spend his spare time keeping abreast of all the gaming developments so that he’s got something to talk about if he’s ever, erm, interacting with children.
He could do a lot worse than invest in a PS3 starter pack complete with its brand new Move controller – the thing with the brightly coloured balls on the end. We don’t know what the currency is in the Vatican, but if he gets it exchanged into sterling, the Move starter pack could be his for under £40 once various vouchers have been applied.
The Pope probably hasn’t brought his own telly with him from his Vatican lounging area – we’d imagine that it’s enormous and that he can’t get it down off the wall without some help from a few cardinals.
That might pose a problem if the 83-year-old pontiff wants to play on his PS3 during his ‘downtime’ so here’s an affordable solution – get an LG 42-inch HD-ready plasma telly for only £359.99. Perhaps he can add the cost of it to the £12 million that has come out of the public purse to fund the visit of the head of the cash-rich religious organisation.
Finally, the Pope will be in constant need of refreshment during his whistle-stop jaunt around the country. At his advanced age, he’ll have to make sure he doesn’t dehydrate with all of the hustle and bustle of meeting people and apologising.
There’s always the option of holy water and communal wine for refreshing yourself, but when you can get 12 cans of 7UP for only £2.00, why would you bother? Eh? Eh??? JESUS!
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Football football football. Is it the beautiful game or the stuff of nightmares? It can depend on how your team is doing at any given time, or if Jamie Redknapp is involved in the televisual analysis.
It’s also a damned expensive business – until now. Thanks to HotUKDeals, we’re going to help you take away some of the financial strain from the game. If you’re Scottish, Welsh or Irish, please accept our apologies and look away now…
Who’d like to watch England play at a cost of just £3? Better still, kids’ tickets are only a pound. Interested? It’s for England under 20’s friendly against Italy on Tuesday 31st March at QPR’s Loftus Road ground.
Up and coming stars like Kieran Gibbs, Daniel Sturridge, James Tomkins, Andy Carroll and Freddie Sears have all been named in the squad which makes it a great chance to see England’s next golden generation, the boys who will become men who will probably go on to fail in penalty shoot-outs over the next decade. More info here.
Now that you’re a confirmed member of the England army, you’ll need to equip yourself with a uniform. It’ll be your trusty badge of honour as your addiction grows and you find yourself going on midweek trips to Albania for European Championship qualifying matches.
Before you go to the under 20’s match, you can kit yourself out in a gorgeous red England away shirt, available here for the tiny price of a fiver. Before you know it, you’ll have the three lions tattooed across your face.
If you really want to do the under 20’s match on a tight budget, don’t get suckered into buying food and drink once you’re inside the ground – it’ll be subject to the invisible, inexplicable tax that all footy fans must pay if they fancy a pint or a balti pie.
If you want to stock up before you go, you can get 6 cans of 7Up or Diet Pepsi for a pound here and a 27-pack of two-finger Kit Kats for just £2.90 (11p each) here – smuggle your pop and Kit Kats in and give it the full two fingers to rip-off refreshment costs.
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