This is Toby Jones. He’s got a lot of storage space and, because he’s drunk, you can have some of it for just $10.99 a month.

He’ll store anything – an old printer, some weed, even a bus. If you don’t believe it, try ringing the number on screen – he’s really real. If you don’t want to call him, you can find him “on them internets” at Jones Bigass Truck Rental & Storage.

Once again, he’ll store anything – tricycles, old videogames, cars, model trains, textbooks, antique silverware, antique anything. Call him – we did. He’s really real.