Mayonnaise is better than ketchup and that's official

13 March 2013

Remarkably, Hellmann's Mayonnaise has been voted Britain's favourite saucy condiment in a new poll, which means that mayo is now officially much better than Heinz Tomato Ketchup (which surely isn't nearly as good as Daddies ketchup... which sounds like a troubling euphemism).

The survey of 1,000 people saw mayonnaise topping the poll with 23% and Heinz Ketchup bagged 22% of the vote. Clash of the titans, clearly.

In 3rd and 4th were HP Brown Sauce and Coleman's Mustard respectively with Branston Pickle coming in at number five.

The poll, conducted by NetVoucherCodes.co.uk, saw Daddies Brown Sauce, tartare sauce, malt vinegar, Heinz Salad Cream and horseradish doing rather well.

A spokesperson for the survey said: "We all like a good sauce so it is interesting to see what the nation voted as its favourite. It was surprising to see that Heinz Ketchup didn't win."

"A couple of respondents had put down Marmite as their favourite condiment. However, these we disqualified on the count of Marmite being a spread."

Nice to see the organisers taking this as seriously as it needs to be. However, sod the lot of these because everyone knows that gravy is king.

TOPICS:   Supermarket

14 comments

  • chewbacca
    Utter bollocks. Everyone knows that Heinz mayonnaise is far better than Hellmann's.
  • Biggles
    Brown sauce is so far behind it will never ketchup............!
  • badger
    Mmm - chips and mayo!
  • Xen
    Lidl's Mayo is half the price and just as good. And where was Worcestershire Sauce on the list!
  • Larry L.
    No mention of mint sauce either. Baa-studs!
  • kv
    yes, single poll of 1,000 people makes it official.
  • klingelton
    I'm with the survey. except mayonnaise is a main course, not a condiment!
  • Ross
    Burger Sauce FTW
  • shiftynifty
    Waitrose Seafood Sauce...the Crème de la crème of condiments...mayonnaise is for weight challenged people....you heard it here first
  • Big M.
    Gentleman's Relish?
  • Daily R.
    pfft MAYO!!! just another example of this countries slide into the doldrums i blame Europe and all these migrants coming over here BLAH BLAH !!!!
  • klingelton
    cock mayonnaise... fnar.
  • Louise
    Nah, HP sauce, always. Though if it's between Salad Cream and Mayo, Mayo wins.
  • bobbi s.
    pulp fiction

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