Argos Aliens want you to name their baby
At the ArgosAliens account, they spout limp nonsense and all the stuff you'd imagine a marketing drone to find cutesily amusing... but now, one of the aliens is pregnant and they want you to name the baby.
They announced the pointless news with this status: "Hello Earthlings! We'd love for you to #NameOurBaby. Tweet us your best suggestions with the # and we'll put our favourites to a vote. ^Mum"
So, of course, this is your chance to air all your Argos based problems through a competition where you probably won't win anything. Crowd-sourcing always works best when people hijack it for their own puerile needs!
Do your worst.