Proof that games don’t make kids crazy. Maybe milk on the lips does…

November 17th, 2009 31 Comments By Andy Dawson

Here’s a poor teenager dealing with the fact that Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 doesn’t live up to his expectations by punching the living daylights out of his wall and crying like a baby. What’s more, he’s got milk on his lips and he doesn’t give a shit.

His grievance? He ‘can’t get into it.’ Fair enough – we were like that with Spooks until the third series. Seriously. The milk on the lips, the wall-punching, the wailing, all the same symptoms.

The rash of copycat videos has already started and life’s not going to get much better for this kid over the coming weeks. Still, it’s one to show the grandchildren when he’s older…

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  1. Posted by Gregor November 17, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    wot a loser. ppl take games faaaaaar to serious

  2. Posted by dasher November 17, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Awww diddums!!! Cant get into it, so ill video myself and take it out on a wall to try and get some attention!
    MUPPET!!

  3. Posted by Lockjaw November 17, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Had to be a brummie.
    Punch the wall a few more times and you’ll be shit at games and going to the toilet aswell.

  4. Posted by pEtPiG November 17, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Pathetic!

  5. Posted by Willy November 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Raging penis.

  6. Posted by The Real Bob November 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    He obviously keeps all his dresses in that wardrobe behind him.

  7. Well, he’s got a point.. lol, but I think this is the result of tainted milk.

  8. Posted by Gunn November 17, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Not the game though, that kind of behaviour would happen at any point if he didnt get what he wanted.

  9. Posted by jp November 17, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the content, the half-million views or the fact I watched it twice.

  10. Posted by ab November 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    He obviously has much deeper issues than CODMW2.

  11. Posted by Tom Lampard November 17, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Call of Duty Modern Warfare – Who are they?

  12. Posted by Esarty November 17, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    @Tom Lampard

    Exactly

  13. Posted by seriousinternet November 17, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    ringo starr is having a hissy fit on my computer what the fuck

  14. Posted by Michael November 17, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    I’m not so sure he should be playing. I’m sure modern warfare2 was not meant to be sold to under 18s.
    Have a word with his mum.

  15. Posted by negbobsquarepants November 17, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    I didn’t really Razorlights lead singer was such a CoD fan…
    Maybe we should be calling social services to report inadequate parenting rather than mocking this backward little prick.

  16. Posted by negbobsquarepants November 17, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    I meant realise… the emotion got to me :P

  17. Posted by SJT November 17, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    what a cock!

  18. Hahahaha. I WISH I’d played him before he got rid of the game. I’d love to feel in part responsible for that display.

    Oh, I bet most people arrange to see him on Tuesdays so they can say “C U Next Tuesday”

  19. Posted by all clowns are evil November 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    This is actually quite tame compared to how I act when I get noob tubed …

    … i mean only the other day some guy launched a grenade at me and I sighed quite audibly …. AUDIBLY! I should probably lay off of the game for a while and play outdoors.

  20. Posted by Ben M November 17, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    A really unfair person would point out his INCREDIBLE website…
    http://www.jono11.co.uk/index.html

    Where he points out that he is “awesome”, and “the one everyone tries to impress”.

    :(

  21. Posted by pauski November 17, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    I don’t think he will have any children – so please don’t have nightmares.

  22. Posted by Brian November 17, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Hi, my name is Brian. Can anyone explain why the creaTORS OF Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 put a RUBBER SEX DOLL in a bath on one of the stages? It was really embarrassing when i played that stage and my mother saw that SEX thing!

  23. Posted by flamingcarrot November 17, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    oooh, he even has a Birthday dance! this guy is pretty, pretty cool……………

    http://www.youtube.com/guitarjono1170#p/u/10/Bj_WSHjp-Fg

  24. Posted by Hmmm November 18, 2009 at 1:05 am

    How has no1 called this guy a c*nt yet?! is the use of the word banned now!?

  25. Posted by Hmmm November 18, 2009 at 1:08 am

    wait, that idiot is 19, i didnt give him half the twatish credit he deserves..

  26. Jesus Christ on a bike.

    I thought he was a cunt before I read his website. I was wrong. I didn’t do him justice.

    He’s worth hunting through the accessories folder for character map so that I can label him…

    Über Kunt

  27. Posted by Chris November 18, 2009 at 10:43 am

    He’s a CUNT and a TWAT, simple as.

  28. Posted by Robin November 18, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    um… probably had to sell his bung hole to raise the money to buy this game…

  29. Posted by Jack November 22, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    What a loser, surely he is not 19?! Haha

  30. Posted by Mike November 26, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Taken from his website under the ‘My Popular Life’ tab:

    “I’m Better Than Everybody.

    Some people find me arrogant. Don’t like that? Leave. I don’t need you anyway.I have enough people desperately seeking my attention. Oh, but my massive popularity is no accident. I studied social psychology and human behavior for years to alter my personality and become a master of social manipulation and human interaction.”

    Im better than him at web design.

  31. this is a crazy thing to think about but, yes i agreed with you. Regards, Roger

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