Possibly the cruellest thing we’ve ever seen….

May 10th, 2012 16 Comments By Andy Dawson

Here at Bitterwallet, we do a LOT of text editing, carefully honing raw lumps of words into beautifully-sculpted news stories. As a result, we’re always on the lookout for a good piece of text-editing software that will aid us in our unending quest.

We thought we’d found the answer to all our problems with Chocolat, a free text-editor that ticked all of our boxes and floated all of our textual boats. But no, it isn’t free – turned out we’d been using a trial version. And once the trial period came to an end, this…

Asd Ea7CEAAk0pd 500x319 Possibly the cruellest thing weve ever seen....

COMIC SANS? Fuck that.

[@jakemarsh]

Comments (16) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Darren May 10, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Oh come on, be serious, Chocolate? Anyone who has a clue uses Notepad ++

  2. Posted by Steve May 10, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Serves you right for using a Mac.

  3. Posted by SamC May 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    Missed opportunity, the post should have been in Comic Sans….

  4. Posted by Rob May 10, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Bitterwallet carefully honing words. Seriously?

  5. Posted by samuri May 10, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    tight fisted bastards

  6. Posted by Brian May 10, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    TextMate is the ONLY text editor you can seriously use on a Mac.

  7. Posted by Jeremy May 10, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Dump those expensive iMachines.
    Did you know that you can get loads of editors for LinuX?

  8. Posted by Jeremy May 10, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    BTW I don’t think much of your Wallpaper.

  9. Posted by Betty Swollocks May 10, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    WTF is dis real?

  10. Posted by Dogturd fucking Abi May 10, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    “we do a LOT of text editing, carefully honing raw lumps of words into beautifully-sculpted news stories.”

    Fuck off. Using the copy and paste function is not exactly difficult.

    Anyway, you deserve it for using iMacs. Cunts.

  11. Posted by Sicknote May 11, 2012 at 7:58 am

    Mac spastics; they are funny people, especially when they start licking the bus windows with their glossy white laptops in their hands.

  12. Sorry cant help however this is a common problem with trial software
    Search for Crack editing software.
    You may get lucky
    I got Adobe CS3 master collection that way.Worth over $3.000

  13. Posted by Zleet May 11, 2012 at 11:21 am

    If having to write in Comic Sans is the cruellest thing you have ever seen then you have never looked in my basement/secret sex dungeon.

  14. Posted by A Little Boy May 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    @Zleet Would it be possible to have a little play in your basement/secret sex dungeon?

  15. Posted by Zleet May 13, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    @A little boy

    Sorry, I’m currently fritzling my secret family there.

  16. Posted by james dewitt May 14, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    ah notepad++ you sure are wonderful.

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