Pepsi claim that Mountain Dew dissolves dead mice

January 5th, 2012 13 Comments By Andy Dawson
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If you’re a fan of the Mountain Dew energy drink, we feel obliged to tell you that your tipple of choice may contain a dead mouse – but you’ll never know it, because it’ll have dissolved before the bottle even touches your lips.

That’s the potentially nuclear claim that Pepsi, makers of Mountain Dew have themselves made, after a punter alleged that a dead mouse tumbled out of a can of the stuff that he recently bought.

Ronald Ball of Madison County, US of America is suing Pepsi after claiming that he opened a can of Mountain Dew that he’d purchased from a vending machine, only to discover a deceased mouse when he began to drink from it.

Ball says he sent the mouse to Pepsi, who then destroyed it. He is seeking damages in excess of $50,000, although Pepsi are fighting his claim. Their argument, and get a load of THIS, is that the mouse would have dissolved in the drink had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day that Ball drank it. That’s right – your Mountain Dew may or may not have contained a dead mouse, but you’ll never know. Unless, you know, you can taste it. Which is probable.

Comments (13) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by heywood jablome January 5, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Deadmouse is one of the UKs best DJs and i’m sorry to hear that his pepsi sponsorship is being dissolved :(

  2. Posted by Capability Bowes January 5, 2012 at 11:40 am

    How do you discover a dead mouse when drinking from the very small hole in the can which is left when you pull the ring tab? It was either an EXTREMELY small mouse or he ripped the entire top of the can off. Besides, surely the fur and skin of the mouse would have become saturated with the fluid and it would have sunk to the bottom? It wouldnt have been bobbing about on the top of the liquid in the can.

    I smell a rat.

  3. Posted by Dick January 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    I’m glad companies are fighting back against people that make claims like this. If found against this guy, he should be fined $50,000, equal to the damages he seeks.

  4. Posted by bob January 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    The writers on here are terrible. It was reported the mouse would have not disappeared but turned into a jelly like form due to the drink.

  5. Posted by Marky Mark January 5, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    @ bob

    Like Princess Margaret?

  6. Posted by Sicknote January 5, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Old news – we laughed about this a couple of days ago. Next!

  7. Posted by Hugh Grunt January 5, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Wasn’t this in the Rick Moranis comedy Strange Brew?

  8. Posted by Mike Hock January 5, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    I spilt some on my mouse, it dissolved the fucking scroll wheel!

  9. Posted by br04dyz January 5, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    You should stick to drinking Brando…its got electrolytes

  10. Posted by Frank January 5, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Most of the twats commenting on this site for laughs are fucking braindead

    heywood jablome (1st comment)
    First off it’s Deadmau5, and secondly he’s from Canada. GO PUT YOUR HEAD IN AN OVEN YOU UNFUNNY TIT.

  11. Posted by Mike January 5, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    @Frank

    I laughed my socks of at his joke, and YOU’RE A HORRIBLE TOSSER! So I know who’s side I’d be on…

  12. Posted by Frank January 5, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    Oi, don’t. I’ve had a terrible New Year, Mum found out i’m gay and is threatening to throw me out the house.

  13. Posted by James Clarson January 5, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    Mike Drake, a New York personality, author (Halloween In New York), and guest star of Discovery Channel’s ODDITIES tv show, has taken science into his own hands and is making a series of videos to show what will happen to bones submerged in water (as a control) and Mountain Dew.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZQ_m1B28-g
    Look for it on You Tube as
    Mountain Dew dissolves a mouse? Part 1

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