I’d like some of the “personal ricant” with free rice cited bottom left with my man-fat-soacked cock sock please. Sounds like it might be just the thing.
..and to make matter worse, you can add the used item to your wedding registry. GENIUS! I could have had a leaky jizz mitt instead of 5 toasters if only I’d had the foresight. (cue foreskin gags).
Oh cum on
I’d like some of the “personal ricant” with free rice cited bottom left with my man-fat-soacked cock sock please. Sounds like it might be just the thing.
..and to make matter worse, you can add the used item to your wedding registry. GENIUS! I could have had a leaky jizz mitt instead of 5 toasters if only I’d had the foresight. (cue foreskin gags).
At least you’d know it works…….
You really need to get some paid work
“Usually ships within 1-2 weeks” better hope the pregnancy test arrives by then too!
I bet Martin Lewis orders his used
Still works out cheaper to take it to the laundrette.
The BBC, pusscats, swype and content - James Cridland
A big hit in Russia though, I’l bet!