Official: Britain is broken

February 18th, 2012 8 Comments By Andy Dawson

They’re putting security tags on the Quorn sausages in Tesco. It’s all over, people. All very much over….

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[@shiveringgoat]

Comments (8) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Chewbacca February 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Official: BW having a slow news day

    Anyway, this sort of thing happens all the time. Junkie scumbags used to nick alcohol, so the supermarkets went all high security on the vodka next. Next thing was coffee (high value items) and the same thing happened. Next up were toiletries, then meat.

    It’s like a junkie vs supermarkets arms race.

  2. Posted by heywood_jablome February 18, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    I was always told never to trust people who don’t eat meat or drink alcohol.

    Think this proves it :(

    So basically all vegetarians are lying, gypsy, thieving, begging bastards – FACT !!

  3. Posted by Hitlers Chainsaw February 18, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Is that one of those “This will be disabled at the till” stickers, that actually do nothing, but deter the brain dead, who are the thieves anyway, so probably works.

    Slow news day indeed.

  4. Posted by Jamie February 18, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Screw the security tags….£2.08 for fake sausages? Lordy!

  5. Posted by Raggedy February 19, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    @heywood_jablome – so these Quorn sausages have some kind of ingredient that prevents you from drinking alcohol?!?

    I was told never to trust anyone who had a double barrelled username. You should get a job with the tabloids.

  6. Posted by Mike Hock February 20, 2012 at 10:18 am

    I imagine people don’t want anyone to know they actually buy this shit so try to nick it?

  7. Posted by Frank "Ponch" Poncherello February 20, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    I blame Linda McCartney for this.

  8. Posted by Mary Hinge February 20, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    *Contains 99% stuff swept off the floor at the factory after making ‘real’ sausages & 1% Linda McCartney, dried.

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