Now your furry friend can have his own furry face furniture
By Andy Dawson
If you’re a charity fundraising kind of guy, you might be taking part in Movember, the month-long moustache-growing festival with all funds raised going to The Prostate Cancer Charity. Men, it’s a worthy cause and a noble challenge, and no one would call you a pussy if you decided to start now, on the 6th of the month.
But what if your dog got upset and wanted to join in with your efforts to sprout a 30-day soup-strainer? We all know that canine jealousy can lead to dog depression and even suicide attempts as they try and hang themselves with their own leads.
Worry no more – the Humunga Stache is here. A rubber ball which will give the impression that your pooch has some impressive upper lip insulation of its own whenever it puts the ball in its mouth. And it’s only £9.95 – an essential purchase surely?
Impressed? No? Look, the picture made us laugh and it’s late on a Friday and we’ve raised some awareness for Movember so just fuck off okay?

feral trolley of the week
Found this rather humerous in the description:
“Clearly the result of an explosion in an idiot factory”
@)
Hi, brian here. My mother has taught me to be wary of men and women with a mustache, as they usually like to have a “GAY old time”.
Why dont you fuck off!
YEAH!?
COME IN THEN!
YEAH COME ON!
YEAH!!!
COME ON!
YOU AINT WORTH IT MATE!!
COME ON! YEAH!?….
Hi Brian, clearly you noticed the model in the picture is a lady dog