Not everyone can stomach a drink at the Rectum BarApril 19th, 2010 • 4 Comments
Hands up if you’ve supped a pint at the Rectum bar in Vienna, then? There are plenty of bars look they’ve been shat on the pavement, and plenty more smell just as unpleasant. Several years ago, Designer Atlier Van Lieshout went one step further:
BarRectum, Arsch Bar, Asshole Bar, Bar Anus. While the translations sound different, the form is universally recognizable. The bar takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus. While BarRectum is anatomically correct, the last part of the large intestine has been inflated to a humongous size to hold as many drinking customers at the bar as possible. The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit.
Not that you have go as far as Vienna to find a drunken arsehole; Wetherspoons will probably do.
I’m pretty sure my sphincter doesn’t have those pus filled globules surrounding it. Who did they take the plaster cast from?
There’s an asshole at my local pub as well. Big deal.
It’s getting old, but this post deserves it:
IS DIS REAL?
This is also getting old but, once again, the post deserves it:
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
And, yeah, what’s with the polyps or warts or whatever they are?