Hair-raising review for man cream...

13 April 2012

If you’re planning on buying some Veet men’s hair removal cream in the near future, you should carefully heed these words of warning from an Amazon reviewer before you apply the stuff to your men’s body. It makes for grim reading…

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39 comments

  • Boris
    Disgusting! Imagine what would happen if I accidently put it on a fox.
  • The B.
    That's given me a good hearty guffaw before the pub, and killed a couple of minutes whilst I forwarded it on to others and typed this. Still 28 minutes until pub though.
  • Boris
    What about a lovely poem then The Real Bob?
  • Ken
    @Boris, stop pretending like you know what he feels like waiting for the pub. you cunt. @therealbob, i know what you feel like, i really do, *tears*
  • Tom
    Amusing, but i raise you... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hand-Bush-Fine-Vaginal-Fisting/dp/1890159026/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1334333555&sr=1-1
  • Red K.
    oi! Ken. Stop pretending to me you cockknocker. Sorry Boris for this person. It's not the real me, I'm the real me.
  • WFT
    WFT Is dis real?? I don't have a hairy knob. Are you supposed to have a hairy knob?? Mangarden yes. Hairy knob no.
  • Boris
    Oh no! Not the me, real me, Ken, Red Ken, real bob, unreal bob, metaphysical myself, virtual fred scenario all over again. I must go and lie down.
  • Boris
    Fox Box Cocks Blow in box. Cocks in fox. Rocks on Jocks With cocks in socks Cocks with pox And cocks in fox. Fox with cocks In ‘fox on fox’. Chicks with dicks come. Chicks with cocks cum. Chicks with dicks and Jocks with cocks cum Look, sir. Look, sir. Massive cocks, sir. Lets suck dicks with Licks on rocks, sir. Let’s do tricks with Chicks in frocks, sir. First, I’ll make a Dick trick lick stack. Then I’ll make a Quick lick cock rack. You can make a Sick dick chick stack. You can make a Lick cock stack. And here’s a New dick, Mr Ox.... Cocks in chicks And chicks on fox. Fox with rocks On dicks and cocks. Dicks and cocks In Ox on fox
  • Boris
    Now we cum too Pricks and fox, sir. Try to do this Mr Ox, sir .... Cocks on fox dick. Cocks on jocks cock Six slick dicks lick. Six slick chicks cock. Please, sir. I don’t Lick this dick, sir. My tongue isn’t Quick or slick, sir. I get all those Dicks and cocks, sir, Mixed up with the Chicks and jocks, sir. I can’t do it, Mr Fox, sir. I’m so sorry, Mr Ox sir, Here’s an easy Game to play Here’s an easy Thing to say ... Big cocks, Blue cocks. Whose cocks? Sue’s cocks. Who screws whose cocks? Sue screws Hugh’s cocks. Who sees who screw? Whose big cocks, sir? You see Sue screw Sue’s new fox, sir. That’s not easy, Mr. Ox sir. Who comes? Crow comes. Slow blow Crow cums.
  • Boris
    I think you get the idea where that one is going.
  • Dr L.
    Hmmmmm.
  • Jerec
    This is a great example of why this site needs a registration to post.
  • zeddy
    @Jerec: and you are the reason why abortion should be legal after birth... Go Boris!
  • Biff W.
    Spark plug yolk milky milky fungal mustard cloth dampness a sickly tramp with a bag of wall plugs moo turkish delight grated mixed cheeses carpet offcuts There was sixteen of them, my eyes started to burn and seepage was oozing out of the eyelid of the dog, suddenly a bang! Then thin wafer biscuits broke the arm of a looting dental practitioner
  • dai
    @Biff Walnut - just a stab in the dark here, mate, but you vote for UKIP don't you?
  • Biff W.
    As I stare into the fire And watch the flames grow higher I'm suddenly aware that I'm beginning to perspire However much I try To brush the sweat aside IT CONSTANTLY RE-GROUPS AT THE BASE OF MY SPINE" "As I stare into the fire And try to get this hen to boil I'd dearly love to fry But I cannot find the oil However much I try To get the thing to fry I CANNOT LOCATE THE SPRY CRISP AND DRY
  • Capability B.
    Thank fuck im a woman now.
  • PFC H.
    Did you find this all on your own or did you learn about it after reading today's (13/4/12) B3ta newsletter? If it was the second reason shouldn't you have given them credit for the source?
  • Biff W.
    @PFC Hudson Go tell the police then!
  • PFC H.
    @Biff Walnut No need for you to be such a cock is there! It's simply common courtesy to acknowledge another website if you've found something there and wish to refer to it on your own blog, otherwise it looks like you're trying to imply you found it yourself
  • Paul N.
    No idea where Andy came across it. I would guess Twitter as he's a "heavy user". As you know from reading Bitterwallet our habit is to link to a source if there is one so it's not like we lack common courtesy. Plus we are all b3ta fans so we wouldn't snub b3ta if it was seen there. I doubt b3ta was the first to find it either...
  • PFC H.
    I didn't say there were the first but considering it was only in their newsletter yesterday that was the most probable location
  • Boris
    I have a foolproof theory about lack of source citation; none was needed. Is "Andrew" Andy Dawson? We need to see his cock and bollocks just to be sure.
  • Andy D.
    Yeah, it was all over Twitter before the B3ta newsletter came out. LOSERS.
  • Capability B.
    I see you're back trolling this site again Sam. Measures are being taken. Personally, I'm with Jerec on this one,.
  • Who S.
    Who is Sam? What measures are being taken? Is it the same Sam as in Sam I am?
  • Capability B.
    He thinks he's the "Big I am", certainly. Actually he's a twat. In a hat.
  • Boris
    Is that request for a new poem Cape? I know that you must have enjoyed the last one.
  • Commander S.
    Oh Boris you cunt. Your poems are shit. I hate you. Andy's alright.
  • Boris
    I'm sorry you don't like the poem Sela. I have been working on it for many years, it is probably hard to understand without the illustrations. Still, no need to hate me though; I am only trying to help. Do you mean Andy's alright after his nob and bollocks accident? I do hope he is as I like him loads and I do not want his to suffer, even for comic effect. I hope I can count on you vote in the comming election Sela.
  • Biff W.
    ngggggggghhh hmmmmmmmpppphhh (plop) cunts you all are cunts!
  • Commander D.
    The probable source location of this story is the ships computer.
  • Deanna T.
    I like fat cocks.
  • Mike H.
    This proves that Bitter Wallet has now discended into anarchy.
  • Mike H.
    Men don't buy hair removal cream.
  • Gorgeous K.
    I used to know somebody that used to clip his hair with, surprisingly, clippers. Secretly his family used to clip the little dog that they owned (without a detachable head and a curious ability to look up). He would of course, then clip his hair, not knowing that the clips had been buzzing across the dog. Once their eldest daughter, sat down to clip the dog, but forgot to put the guard on, giving the dog a buzzed strip across it. He comes home, see's dog with missing fur, works out what has been going on, and never cuts his hair again. Currently going around looking like a Latin footballer.
  • SgtMunky
    LOL this guy is such a bull shitter, he wasn't trying to clear his mangarden, he just grabbed a pot of something out the wifes/girlfriends/sisters cupboard to wank with
  • Andrew's s.
    Sgt Munky is right. That'll teach the pervy little sod. I'm fed up wearing knickers with Andrew's jizz stains all over them.

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