Finland sorry for letting citizens wipe bums on Bible
Ever heard a Bible passage and thought: "That sounds like a load of rubbish! I wouldn't wipe me arse on it!"
Well, over in Finland, people were inadvertently mopping dung from their holes after a Finnish toilet paper manufacturer popped some quotes from the holy text on their bog roll.
Meta Tissue put philosophical phrases, poetry and whatnot on their toilet paper in a bid to spread love (rather than faeces), however, when some passages from the Bible were included, stupid religious sorts got all uppity, leaving the poo-swabbers red-cheeked and apologising.
Laila Riksaasen Dahl, the Bishop of Tunsberg said: "This is bad taste and shows a lack of respect. Bible verses do not belong on a roll of toilet paper."
Christina Von Trampe, a spokesperson for Meta Tissue, said: "People like to read small, happy messages while sitting on the toilet. The vast majority of the feedback has been positive. Our intention was to spread love and joy, not religious messages."
Meanwhile, the estates of various philosophers couldn't care less because they've got much more important things to worry about, which of course, Christians could learn a thing or two from.