Dead classy - the urn that looks like its inhabitant
When you’ve got an urn on the mantelpiece containing the ashes of a dead loved one, what do you see when you look at it? Just an old urn? Right. Before long, you forget what they even looked like when they were alive and start to remember them as just an urn perched on the shoulders of a human being.
Not any more, thanks to the sharp-brained types at Cremation Solutions. They’ll take your photos of your dead spouse or parent and make a personalised urn that looks kind of like your beloved corpse. Remove the top of the head, bung the ashes inside and it’s almost like they didn’t actually die. Almost.
Cremation Solutions say that the 'personal urns' are a 'new and exciting' way to memorialise your loved one and a full-sized head will set you back just £1,600. Yes, you read that right, a full-sized head. As everywhere these days, digital hair costs extra. Bah!