Neigh it ain’t so! 100% horse meat in Findus ‘beef’ lasagne…

February 8th, 2013 10 Comments By Andy Dawson

Okay – there’s no way of underplaying this – the horse meat saga has turned into a fiasco and is one, maybe two steps away from being a full-blown scandal.

Shops have hauled Findus Beef Lasagne off the shelves after tests showed that the meat in the ‘food’ could be as much as 100% horse AND contain an animal painkiller.

Findus have said that 15 out of 18 samples taken contained some levels of horse. So if you’ve never tried horse before and have always wanted to, guess what, perhaps you already have.

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The Food Standards Agency comfirmed that 11 out of the 18 samples showed levels of over 60% horse, with fears that the veterinary drug phenylbutazone might be in there as well. Findus are carrying out fresh tests for that.

Other supermarkets, including Tesco and Aldi, have already scrapped products that are made by Comigel, the French-based company that are supply Findus with their horse-filled lasagne.

Have YOU eaten any of the withdrawn products in the past? What were they like then?

Comments (10) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by noshit February 8, 2013 at 10:38 am

    A horses cock could feed an entire benefit claiming northern family of 13, just a thought.

  2. Posted by Grammar Nazi February 8, 2013 at 11:05 am

    I think the more shocking thing is that there is meat of any type in a Findus lasagne.

  3. Posted by Phuck Yu February 8, 2013 at 11:31 am

    The people who eat Findus and TESCO own ‘shite’ are too fucking thick to know what a horse is. They probably couldn’t point a horse out at a horse race. “Is that a cow?”

  4. Posted by Voice Of Reason February 8, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Findus – success on a plate for you…..in the form of the latest horse race winner

  5. Posted by Inspector Gadget February 8, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    They could just save a lot of time and money and just put “May contain traces of horse” on the packaging.

  6. Posted by alerick February 8, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Dont tell anyone,but i got this straight from the horses mouth.
    “there could be sea horse in findus fish fingers”…
    NEIGH i hear you cry…..but dont bet on it …

  7. Posted by Sicknote February 8, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    What do you think that you are eating in London curry houses…..?

  8. Posted by Sprocket the dog February 8, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    @ Sicknote
    I agree, I was in a London curry house last night and the waiter handed me the Racing Post for me to make my selection.

  9. Posted by Dr Zoidberg February 8, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    @Sicknote: rats to that.

  10. Posted by alerick February 9, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    i think its all hog wash!!

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