McDonald’s make double-patty sausage burger of beauty

March 22nd, 2013 9 Comments By Mof Gimmers

A McDonald’s in China is doing things very, very right by ignoring the world’s need to try and be healthy and serving up a burger that glistens with brown meat, waiting for you to throw your head into it in greasy, orgasmic bliss.

As the promotional picture below shows, you can chow down on a burger that has two beef patties in it AND a pair of sausages with mustard.

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And how much will it set you back? 17.50 Chinese yuan, which is roughly £1.85.

It goes without saying that we need this calorie taunting, artery hardening thing of outrageous joy in the UK and the sooner the better. Just look at the glorious lack of salad on it too!

Add a rasher of bacon on that and you can argue that mankind has reached its zenith.


Comments (9) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by chewbacca March 22, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    2 sausages! Ace

    1 to suck off and another to stick up me bum

    worth every penny

  2. Posted by Sporky Mcmuffin March 22, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Meh, you’re such a tight ass that it would need to be a chipolata.

  3. Posted by Marky Mark March 22, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    Chinese reconstituted meat products. Made to the very highest standards of hygiene and animal welfare. I hope every single one of the fuckers who buys this trash enjoys a long, painful botulinum-enhanced death.

  4. Posted by nick in china March 24, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    bought three already


  5. Posted by Mop the land rover March 24, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    @ Marky Mark
    Go eat yer wheatgerm biscuits yer cunt!

  6. Posted by kv March 25, 2013 at 7:07 am

    a rasher of bacon? what other types of rashers are there?

  7. Posted by Dr Zoidberg March 25, 2013 at 7:54 am

    A fillet, perhaps?

  8. Posted by Grammar Nazi March 25, 2013 at 10:41 am

    @kv – Turkey rashers

  9. Posted by spermwastes March 25, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    ladies and germs, commentary from the morose! (points around.)

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