Market Trader Of The Month: April
May 4th, 2012 • 15 CommentsTime again for our regular Market Trader Of The Month award – this month it goes to this ‘one pound fish’ man from East London. And to think that he hasn’t been snapped up by Simon Cowell and his talentnapping campaign…
I wouldn’t buy fish from him.
“How much is ya fish mate?”
What the ‘ladies’ don’t know is, that he means he wants to finger your fishy twat for £1.
Yes, it’s OK having a chuckle at his song but has someone checked his immigration status?
Nice jacket, did he get that at the next market store?
It’s OK Sicknote. He isn’t on any lists anywhere and he has no passport so he’s free to go.
“Now, Mr. £1 fish cheap man, we believe you are in the UK illegally. Here is a summons, you will turn up for court won’t you?”
I bought some really cheap branded shampoo at a market in London the other day
Pahn ten
Slow news day then?
He should start selling weed.
Or speed.
Or crack.
Or PcP.
You can get more than a pound for that.
Lets be honest, his song writing skills are shite.
Heres some seabass.
This is crazy.
Have this haddock.
Its one pound lady.
Hes no Charlie Ray Jipson.
Buy our fish
It’s four days old
It smells a bit
It ain’t been cold
Buy our fish
It ain’t got no bones
As a little sideline
I unlock phones
i haven’t seen talent like this in a coons age
Cheap fish? I’ll have The Place.
I hope this becomes an internet meme right away.
I’m sorry Boris but you English types aren’t welcome here, you just aren’t cool or “sofisticated” enough.
I need a motorbike charger for a Nokia 3210, I wonder if this man has contacts in the business and could get me one. I wonder if it would be one pound? So many unanswered questions, I will never sleep tonight, wondering what if.