Market Trader Of The Month: April

May 4th, 2012 15 Comments By Andy Dawson

Time again for our regular Market Trader Of The Month award – this month it goes to this ‘one pound fish’ man from East London. And to think that he hasn’t been snapped up by Simon Cowell and his talentnapping campaign…

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  1. Posted by Dick May 4, 2012 at 11:41 am

    I wouldn’t buy fish from him.

  2. Posted by Mike Hock May 4, 2012 at 11:46 am

    “How much is ya fish mate?”

  3. Posted by Mary Hinge May 4, 2012 at 11:48 am

    What the ‘ladies’ don’t know is, that he means he wants to finger your fishy twat for £1.

  4. Posted by Sicknote May 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    Yes, it’s OK having a chuckle at his song but has someone checked his immigration status?

  5. Posted by Mr Cod May 4, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Nice jacket, did he get that at the next market store?

  6. Posted by Mike Hock May 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    It’s OK Sicknote. He isn’t on any lists anywhere and he has no passport so he’s free to go.

  7. Posted by Mary Hinge May 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    “Now, Mr. £1 fish cheap man, we believe you are in the UK illegally. Here is a summons, you will turn up for court won’t you?”

  8. Posted by Russ May 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    I bought some really cheap branded shampoo at a market in London the other day

    Pahn ten

  9. Posted by LanceVance May 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Slow news day then?

    He should start selling weed.
    Or speed.
    Or crack.
    Or PcP.
    You can get more than a pound for that.
    Lets be honest, his song writing skills are shite.
    Heres some seabass.
    This is crazy.
    Have this haddock.
    Its one pound lady.

    Hes no Charlie Ray Jipson.

  10. Posted by Dick May 4, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Buy our fish
    It’s four days old
    It smells a bit
    It ain’t been cold

    Buy our fish
    It ain’t got no bones
    As a little sideline
    I unlock phones

  11. Posted by samuri May 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    i haven’t seen talent like this in a coons age

  12. Posted by Boris May 4, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    Cheap fish? I’ll have The Place.

  13. Posted by Mark W May 5, 2012 at 10:18 am

    I hope this becomes an internet meme right away.

  14. Posted by The Place May 5, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    I’m sorry Boris but you English types aren’t welcome here, you just aren’t cool or “sofisticated” enough.

  15. Posted by Frank "Ponch" Poncherello May 6, 2012 at 2:08 am

    I need a motorbike charger for a Nokia 3210, I wonder if this man has contacts in the business and could get me one. I wonder if it would be one pound? So many unanswered questions, I will never sleep tonight, wondering what if.

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