Man jailed after ‘ambitious’ gold-making plan turns to…October 20th, 2011 • 8 Comments
But that was the grand plan of Paul Moran of Enniskillen, Northern Ireland. Sadly, his big dream turned to, erm, shit, when his amateur alchemy led to a fire that caused over £3,000 worth of damage to the block of flats where he resided.
A court heard that Moran left his own poo, along with other waste products such as fertilizer on a heater as part of an attempt to turn them into gold. Let’s be honest – we’ve ALL wondered if it was possible, but not many of us have had the wherewithal to actually have a stab at it.
Moran has been jailed for three months after admitting charges of arson and endangering the lives of others. His barrister described him a man of ‘considerable intellectual ability’ but added that he had problems battling drug abuse. “Shit for brains” might have been more appropriate.
“His barrister described him a man of ‘considerable intellectual ability’”
Really…. I can think of far better ways of describing this guys intelligence!
I am impressed that there is a stock photo of a lovely gold plated turd.
Has Paul published his method or have the establishment covered up all of his good work? I am keen to put my wealth to work on another investment opportunity.
Shit = humanure = crops = money = gold.
Step 1: Shit
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: PROFIT!
Shocked there are golden turd photos? They sell them here in Japan. Not the photos but the actual thing (a turd made of gold)
I thought it was the iPhone 5
I will tell you what you can make from faeces and manure that the Irish sometimes like to use in the past! Explosives!
i was great and and he was intellent ……