Let’s all enjoy the real taste of jelly – straight from a can!

By Paul Smith

One of our most avid readers, James Cridland, emails us from Hong Kong where he’s got his hands on the latest batshit crazy product from the Far East – Fanta Shake Shake!

Bitterwallet - Fanta Shake Shake

James does a sterling job of selling us this, the biggest taste sensation in a can since Sweet Sue’s Chicken:

“Love fizzy drinks? Love jelly? Well, have we got the drink for you! Fanta Shake Shake is a fizzy drink AND jelly! Shake it ten times, then open it and enjoy the great taste of grape, but get a mouthful of jelly at the same time! If you’ve always wanted jelly and a fizzy drink in the same mouthful, this is for you!”

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Posted in Odd stuff January 12th, 2010 | 12 Comments

12 Responses to “Let’s all enjoy the real taste of jelly – straight from a can!”

  1. Posted by br04dyz | January 12th, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    awesome tagline “Chew Up, Chug Down” :D

  2. Posted by TVDBP | January 12th, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    James Cridland should really have more important things to be doing than reading effing BW!

  3. Posted by Robin | January 12th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    You used to be able to get a variant of this in the 90s but in ribena style cartons. Suffice to say, it was rancid.

  4. Posted by The Real Bob | January 12th, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    I sent you pictures of me shaking my grapes and you reported me to my ISP, one rule for the media and one for the rest of us.

  5. Posted by Alabaster Codify | January 12th, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    I AM ROD HULL!

  6. Posted by Rob | January 12th, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    They’re like grape flavour snot … I bought one last September in HK, so they’re not exactly NEW !

  7. Posted by LanceVance | January 12th, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Mmmmmmmm…………. grape flavoured snot. Wish my snot tasted of grapes.

  8. Posted by Junkyard | January 12th, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Is that jelly in the proper (jelly) or the dumb (jam) sense?

  9. Posted by Wonky Henry | January 12th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    In the 90’s there used to be a clear version that was sold in clear “cans” that had little sweets all in it. I only ever saw it sold in my local Circle-K, and once all the stock had gone, it never returned.

  10. Posted by br04dyz | January 12th, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    http://mochachocolatarita.blogspot.com/2009/10/shake-shake-fanta-jelly-loving-my.html
    check out what is looks like when its poured – mmmmm wormy ;)

  11. Posted by Scott | January 12th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Reminded me of Zig and Zag jelly juice which I had the pleasure of drinking several times as a kid. Wasn’t fizzy though.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/in-thing-zig-and-zag-jelly-juice-1449861.html

  12. Posted by Kevin | January 12th, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    Sounds fun

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