“Knock knock.” “Who’s there? Hello? Hello?”

From the never-ending Top Tips-esque wit of the official/unofficial @TwopTwips account on Twitter:

Picture 12 Knock knock. Whos there? Hello? Hello?

Comments (7) • Jump to most recent comment

Posted by Paddy • July 13, 2011 at 10:12 am

To be fair, Parcelforce & UPS are just as bad…..
Posted by Another Andrew • July 13, 2011 at 11:02 am

Once a company tried to pull this shit on me, and the depot manager forced the delivery driver to bring the package to me on his way home from work. The guy was visibly furious at actually having to climb three flights of stairs.
Posted by Jeebus • July 13, 2011 at 11:56 am

I don’t believe anyone is worse than HDNL.
Posted by Chris • July 13, 2011 at 12:04 pm

agree on HDNL. Not so long ago I took the day off work to take a delivery. I live at No.72, they tried to deliver my (correctly addressed, clearly labelled) parcel to No.74, left a missed delivery card through their door and then left the parcel with No.76. When I called that evening they told me the parcel had been delivered and signed for, so there was nothing they could do! Fortunately I have decent neighbours.
Posted by Sawyer • July 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm

No experience with HDNL, but I recently had a Yodel delivery where I had to collect my parcel from the delivery driver’s home address! Surely that’s the wrong way round…?
Posted by Another Andrew • July 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Yodel is a consolodation of HDNL and DHL UK’s consumer divison
Posted by Sawyer • July 14, 2011 at 11:22 am

@Another Andrew : Oh, wasn’t aware of that. Not impressed either way. Much prefer the Citylink guy in my area, never had any problems with them.

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