It’s true, the Michael Jackson charm bracelet can be yours

By Paul Smith

It’s ok, we understand. You thought you’d never recover from the loss of your King of Pop. The tragic death of Michael Jackson caused an outpouring of grief around the world not seen since Richard and Judy left This Morning, and we were all in mourning on that dark day. But as you struggled to reconcile the conflicted emotions within, you finally found hope and serenity in the Michael Jackson commemorative plate.

Alas, it wasn’t enough. The spells of loneliness have continued, consuming your very soul. You’ve struggled to put the pieces of your shattered life back together, unable to listen to the haunting lyrics of Man In The Mirror without crying out every fluid ounce of liquid from your skin. But weep no more. Brooks and Bentley have heard your plea for salvation, and can finally offer you hope for just £39 including postage and packaging:

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Yes, it’s the MJ Charm Bracelet. Not only can you feel closer to the real Michael Jackson, you can stare down at the curious Tom Thumb-sized trinkets and truly understand the man. Look, there’s a white glove, a gold disc and a pair of his favourite shoes. And over there – a Michael Jackson jacket, a hat and a fishing hook or something. Great memories that are yours to keep forever.

Tags: charm bracelets, michael jackson, tat
Posted in Odd stuff, retail September 2nd, 2009 | 17 Comments

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17 Responses to “It’s true, the Michael Jackson charm bracelet can be yours”

Posted by -Mike Hock- | September 2nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm

I’ve heard that pieces fall off and the gold turns white over time.
Posted by cheerleader | September 2nd, 2009 at 3:21 pm

lol @ a fishing hook! it’s a j & if you notice there is an m too…..
Posted by The Real Bob | September 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Hold on now, where’s the can of Jesus juice, dirty sheets and videos of a dubious nature.
Posted by pauski | September 2nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Bob – looks like there is a double ended dildo tho, the hook might be one of those arse ticklers…
Posted by Nobby | September 2nd, 2009 at 3:55 pm

If that picture is life size, then it looks more like a cock ring to me.
Posted by merrrrrrrrrrrr. | September 14th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

can its not a fishing hook its a musicc note:L
Posted by denise allcock | September 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 am

PLEASE PLEASE save me a michael jackson charm braclet i LOVE mj soooooo much and i really REALLY want one thanks xxxxx R.I.P michael jackson king of pop. YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!
Posted by denise allcock | September 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 am

please im only 12 and i REALLY want one!!! im a MASSIVE FAN.
Posted by SONIA | November 12th, 2009 at 9:54 pm

PLEASE SAVE 4 FOR MY TWO SISTERS AND MY NIECE AND ONE FOR ME
Posted by (: | November 26th, 2009 at 2:20 am

Wow, your name really reflects your personality, Knobby.
How about you join Paul and Bob and watch High School Musical as you clearly don’t appreciate good music. If you have nothing nice to say, keep your thoughts to yourselves.
Plums.
Posted by brigitte | February 4th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

wow great…I liked to have one
Posted by neenee | March 17th, 2010 at 10:39 pm

I really need one send to me
Lake Providence LA 71254
1121 blount street

I need i need please thanks lol

give me or ill be angry
Posted by Spotify ripping tutorial | April 20th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

I will miss him a lot. I wish he would have lived longer.
Posted by India | June 20th, 2010 at 4:24 pm

It’s not £39, it’s £69. lol. Well at least now it is.
I miss you, Michael.
RIP <3
Posted by Stuart | August 18th, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Ca’mone mo fo—is this the best piece of jewellery ever.

India, are you having a laugh- this is a timeless bargain! I am getting one for each wrist & toying with the idea of of converting two more to anlets
HE HE
Posted by Stuart | August 18th, 2010 at 3:20 pm

PS– can I get a large one for my neck and a very very small one that can be used as a Prince Albert??
Posted by Ana | August 22nd, 2010 at 2:39 am

I would love to have one. But I think I’d lost it.