Italians drink like Scottish tramps

March 27th, 2013 12 Comments By Mof Gimmers

Italy! A place of sunshine, fine wines and rich food! A country with fashion houses, tailored suits and sexual potency! However, Italians aren’t all great. Aside from the whole ‘fascism thing’, they also don’t know the first thing about good beer.

This is neatly underlined by an establishment called ‘Old Bear’ which, on the chalkboard, prioritises Tennent’s Super on the beer list! Not only that, they have TWO TYPES of Tennent’s, which is just magnificent. Perfect if your bar wants to attract Rab C. Nesbitt or Stuart McCall.

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  1. Posted by wow March 27, 2013 at 11:02 am

    Is scotch tennants some sort of whisky/lager mix ?

  2. Posted by Han Solo March 27, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    They’ve got Mousse with Nutella on too. Yum!

  3. Posted by Chewbacca March 27, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    At least they can spell Tennent’s, unlike that fucking retard in the first post.

    IT’S IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE, SPELL IT CORRECTLY. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT YOU FUCKING RETARDED WANKBAG?

    Seriously, I’d fucking execute people like that, they don’t deserve to exist.

  4. Posted by wow March 27, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    Tennents not Tennent’s. You sound like a mong on dodgem with your pathetic rant. You can’t even execute a review of my spelling mistake properly, let alone execute another human being.

  5. Posted by Chewbacca March 27, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    Look, you fucking prick, the brand name is TENNENT’S (with apostrophe).

    A quick check of their website would tell you this. The fact that you didn’t, and have now had to be told twice what the correct spelling us, speaks volumes.

    You’re not even intelligent enough to properly correct me, you’ve made yourself out to be a total fucking mongle. Just fuck off and die you retarded piece of shit sheep rapist.

  6. Posted by wow March 27, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    pmsl

  7. Posted by Abu Qatada March 27, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Mongle eh? How ironic

    MONGLE (mon-gul) der. english MANGLE, v. – 1. To molest something in a deviant or sexual manner. 2. A darker or more morbid form of molestation. 3. Molestation for more than sexual reasons.

    Mongol
    The term mongol was adopted in the late 19th century to refer to a person with Down’s syndrome, owing to the similarity of some of the physical symptoms of the disorder with the normal facial characteristics of East Asian people. In modern English this use is now unacceptable and considered offensive. It has been replaced in scientific as well as in most general contexts by the term Down’s syndrome (first recorded in the early 1960s).

    Thicko!

  8. Posted by chewbacca March 27, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    Well, looks like we’ve found wow’s “multi”.

    Although, instead of admitting he was a twat for mis-spelling “Tennent’s”, (even although the correct spelling in this very article) he instead chooses to focus on the spelling of a colloquialism that I used.

    Indeed, a cursory glance toward the urban dictionary site will validate that the spellign I used was indeed correct:

    4. mongle:

    stupid person, idiot

    abbrievriated: mong

    for scottish perthians translate to “mongo”
    “dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!”

    Fucking hell, this is easy.

    Chewie 3, Retards 0.

  9. Posted by chewbacca March 27, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    *spelling

  10. Posted by Abu Qatada March 28, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    I love raising tea bagger’s blood pressure…

    You’re too easy…

  11. Posted by wow March 28, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    wiggle wiggle

    wormy worm

  12. Posted by chewbacca March 28, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    @Immigrant fucker

    You were wrong. Nothing about raising people’s blood pressure.

    You’re a fucking moron, I called you on it. You then attempted to divert from the fact.

    You’re a pathetic waste of skin and oxygen. Now, fuck off.

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