Italians drink like Scottish trampsMarch 27th, 2013 • 12 Comments
Italy! A place of sunshine, fine wines and rich food! A country with fashion houses, tailored suits and sexual potency! However, Italians aren’t all great. Aside from the whole ‘fascism thing’, they also don’t know the first thing about good beer.
This is neatly underlined by an establishment called ‘Old Bear’ which, on the chalkboard, prioritises Tennent’s Super on the beer list! Not only that, they have TWO TYPES of Tennent’s, which is just magnificent. Perfect if your bar wants to attract Rab C. Nesbitt or Stuart McCall.
Is scotch tennants some sort of whisky/lager mix ?
They’ve got Mousse with Nutella on too. Yum!
At least they can spell Tennent’s, unlike that fucking retard in the first post.
IT’S IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE, SPELL IT CORRECTLY. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT YOU FUCKING RETARDED WANKBAG?
Seriously, I’d fucking execute people like that, they don’t deserve to exist.
Tennents not Tennent’s. You sound like a mong on dodgem with your pathetic rant. You can’t even execute a review of my spelling mistake properly, let alone execute another human being.
Look, you fucking prick, the brand name is TENNENT’S (with apostrophe).
A quick check of their website would tell you this. The fact that you didn’t, and have now had to be told twice what the correct spelling us, speaks volumes.
You’re not even intelligent enough to properly correct me, you’ve made yourself out to be a total fucking mongle. Just fuck off and die you retarded piece of shit sheep rapist.
Mongle eh? How ironic
MONGLE (mon-gul) der. english MANGLE, v. – 1. To molest something in a deviant or sexual manner. 2. A darker or more morbid form of molestation. 3. Molestation for more than sexual reasons.
The term mongol was adopted in the late 19th century to refer to a person with Down’s syndrome, owing to the similarity of some of the physical symptoms of the disorder with the normal facial characteristics of East Asian people. In modern English this use is now unacceptable and considered offensive. It has been replaced in scientific as well as in most general contexts by the term Down’s syndrome (first recorded in the early 1960s).
Well, looks like we’ve found wow’s “multi”.
Although, instead of admitting he was a twat for mis-spelling “Tennent’s”, (even although the correct spelling in this very article) he instead chooses to focus on the spelling of a colloquialism that I used.
Indeed, a cursory glance toward the urban dictionary site will validate that the spellign I used was indeed correct:
stupid person, idiot
for scottish perthians translate to “mongo”
“dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!”
Fucking hell, this is easy.
Chewie 3, Retards 0.
I love raising tea bagger’s blood pressure…
You’re too easy…
You were wrong. Nothing about raising people’s blood pressure.
You’re a fucking moron, I called you on it. You then attempted to divert from the fact.
You’re a pathetic waste of skin and oxygen. Now, fuck off.