Irn Bru mock Coca Cola’s named bottles

June 24th, 2013 7 Comments By Mof Gimmers

Irn-Bru has started to sell personalised bottles of drink, in response to Coca-Cola’s irritating and ingenious marketing campaign which turned everyone into free billboards for the brand (noticed how many people have been giving Coke free advertising because a bottle has their name on it?)

Irn-Bru bottles feature Scottish names like Rab and Tam and, of course, Fanny, which featured heavily in their own tongue-in-cheek commercials.

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A spokesman for Irn-Bru said: “We hope our fans enjoy our limited-edition bottles of Irn-Bru, celebrating well-loved Scottish names which mean a lot to us.┬áDeliveries have been made across the country for Scots to get a taste of Irn-Bru that they can call their own.”

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  1. Posted by wendell Albright III June 24, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    That sure is a strange name!
    I once knew a wookie with that as his middle name though.
    It fitted perfectly with his asshole personality.

  2. Posted by Chewbacca June 24, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    ^Who the fuck is this Yank cunt?

    Actually, there’s a total Fanny on here as well. Can’t spell Tennent’s, the retarded fucker, I called him on it once, and he just can’t get over the shame. Keeps changing his name as well.

    What a fucking moron.

  3. Posted by wendell Albright III June 24, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    That’s rad man!
    That wookie is here too.
    Howya doin’ fanjita?

  4. Posted by jt June 25, 2013 at 9:47 am

    You’d think the wookiee would be pulling the yank up on his inability to spell wookiee.

  5. Posted by shiftynifty June 25, 2013 at 10:53 am

    hoohoo…snigger…lets all laugh at these words….fuckwits

  6. Posted by Bendy June 25, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    wendell? Let the wookiee win

  7. Posted by Tooright August 6, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Some people need to get real!!! Stop using internet to be abusive towards others!!!!!!

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