In the shops now! The laziest Christmas present ever from Boots?

By Paul Smith

Have Boots produced the ideal present for those with a keen love of world beers, choosing only the most exotic examples to tantalise the palette of a loved one this Christmas – or is it one of the most half-arsed attempts at extracting money from desperate relatives on December 24th? It’s a tough call:

Bitterwallet - World beers from Boots. Cough.

Boots aren’t the only high street brand to roll out unimaginative gifts at this time of year; can you find better examples of even worse store-led Christmas presents? Let us know in the comments, or send them with a glass of milk and a carrot to bitterwallet@gmail.com.

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Posted in In the shops now!, Stuff, retail November 16th, 2009 | 12 Comments

12 Responses to “In the shops now! The laziest Christmas present ever from Boots?”

  1. Posted by maxtweenie | November 16th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Yeah, they do one for tramps as well, Tennent’s, Special Brew, White Lightning and meths.

  2. Posted by Graham | November 16th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    LOL @ Maxtweenie! I quite like some of the world selections but usually it includes stuff like Tiger or Cobra or something decent. If I had this as a present I would be really disappointed – not at the present but at the person for the lack of brain cells involved in getting it!

  3. Posted by shinkyshonky | November 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Why boots…the local offy will do you 6 for a fiver….thats more imaginative…and save a quid…
    boots…doesnt know it arse from its elbow
    another high priced high street lazy retailer

  4. Posted by Deejay | November 16th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    They’ve misspelt “Piss” as “Beer”

  5. Posted by david | November 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    what a bunch of arse, whichever dickhead thought this combination up needs to be looking for a new job

  6. Posted by John Shanks | November 16th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Shanks here. All of these ‘world beer selection’ beers are actually brewed in the UK.

  7. Posted by Pizza_D_Action | November 16th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Above comments are all correct but you can hardly blame Boots, they probably buy these in for about 75p and you know some muppets / well meaning relatives will buy them for family members.

    These will be £3 in the sale and they’ll still make a killing on them with the “ooh look, its half price, must buy it”

  8. Posted by CompactDistance | November 16th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Surely this is a false description considering all these beers are brewed in the UK…

  9. Posted by darren_p | November 17th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    brilliant!!

  10. Posted by Alan | November 22nd, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Wait while they’re £1.50 at 75% off in the New Year :)

  11. Posted by roo | November 23rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Oh dear.

    Boots have finally lost the small amount of self respect they had left.

  12. Posted by Bill Richardson | November 23rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Well said DeeJay, its Midges piss in a can like all corporate “beers”.

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