Because the world of the uber-serious Apple fanboy isn’t quite fucked up enough, and because if you could you’d give Steve Jobs a cuddle right now:

Hurry though, Plush Jobs is limited to just 500 frighteningly menacing dolls. Order yours now!
[PodBrix]
Suitably skinny I see…
Ouch, harsh..
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I have nothing against Apple…. apart from the fanboys and snob ads!