By popular demand, yesterday’s True Or False Tuesday that replaced the regular True Or False Friday has been carried over into today, which means that you’re about to take part in True Or False Wednesday.

Got that? Good. We’ve plundered HotUKDeals for bargains and our brains for total bollocks/clever facts so let the battle commence!

THE DEAL:  An R4 MicroSD/TF Adapter flash cart for Nintendo DS and DS Lite – just £2.47 including delivery.

TRUE OR FALSE?  If you play pirated DS games using one of these gizmos, Nintendo will find out and you’ll be visited at night by the mythical Mario Brothers character Dr. Di Nippler.

THE DEAL:  A £9 Travelodge sale – starting soon!

TRUE OR FALSE?  Travelodge manage to keep their prices so low because they are actually registered with the tax office as non-stop party venues and receive tax relief every time one of their guests checks out without tears streaming down their faces.

THE DEAL:  Panasonic Viera 50” 1080p plasma TV with a five year warranty and for only £699.00.

TRUE OR FALSE?  The warranty for this TV covers damage caused by bodily fluids, sump oil, exploding aerosol cans and chips dipped in ketchup that have been thrown at the screen. Read the small print as chips dipped in mayonnaise are not covered, nor are potato wedges in any state.

(deals found by HUKD members nicksinghuk, jebervic and panddda)

TRUE OR FALSE: all statements were FALSE.