So today’s news reveals that the thing we all really knew for ages has finally been confirmed and made all properly official – it IS possible to get the gold off the coach and get everyone off safely as well.

Anyway, here’s some bargains – courtesy of the mathematical geniuses at HotUKDeals. Bullion for them all we say!

It’s the weekend, and what’s the best kind of weekend everybody? Correct, it’s a dirty one. Nab yourself some affordable smut-room action with the £10 per room deal going on 23 De Vere hotels.

When we say dirty, we don’t mean dirty like… a dirty protest. Okay? Just so there’s no legal difficulties for us at a later date.
(deal found by r&r’smom)

Some of the De Vere hotels in that deal are in cities that house marvellous, majestic cathedrals. Speaking of which, why here’s a deal for a big lump of Cathedral City cheese.

Usually £2.59 for a 200g packet, it’s been spotted available for just a single pound coin. It’s the extra mature cheddar version – the one in the black wrapper. Heavy metal cheese, if such a thing exists.
(deal found by WonderWoman)

If you like big lumps of overpowering cheese, you’re almost certainly a fan of the Rocky films. We here at Bitterwallet certainly are, starting every day with a group hug and the chanting of key lines from the films.

The first five films are available in a box set at the moment for just £9.99 – check it out here. And as Apollo Creed says, “Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.”
(deal found by The_jester_101)