Just when you thought the week was fizzling out into nothingness, here comes True Or False Friday, our revolutionary quiz-style bargain information module, produced in cahoots with HotUKDeals.

If you can’t figure out how it works, why not go and turn a tap on and stare at the running water for a while. That’s probably more your kind of level.

THE DEAL:  The Wahl 100 series hair clipping set. Only £6.54 delivered.

TRUE OR FALSE?  If you change the setting to ‘reverse’ and run the clippers over your head, your hair will grow longer. And no baldies, before you ask, it won’t. So shut it.

THE DEAL:  Two packs for just £14 on the following alcoholic drinks – Bulmers original and pear cider, Budweiser, Fosters, Carling, Strongbow, John Smiths, Stella Artois, Grolsch, Kronenburg, Coors Light.

TRUE OR FALSE?  Beer makes you queer, shandy makes you randy, gin makes you thin, sherry makes you worry, cider makes you a good hider, wine makes you like Patsy Cline and whisky makes you violent.

THE DEAL:  The Shield. All seven series on 28 DVDs for only £39.99 – less than £6.00 per series.

TRUE OR FALSE?  A UK-based remake of The Shield is due to hit our TV screens in 2010. The lead role of Vic Mackey will be played by Southampton footballing legend Matt Le Tissier.

(deals found by HUKD members Schnell, rayman and amibees)

TRUE OR FALSE? All statements are FALSE