Hello Joy Division Divorce Attorneys, Bez speaking, how can I help?

September 22nd, 2010 5 Comments By Mof Gimmers

Factory Records may be dead and gone, but that doesn’t stop people associated with it from raking up the bones of the company in an attempt to make some money on the legacies of Tony Wilson and Ian Curtis. There’s club nights, books, compilation albums and now, a divorce attorneys:

joy divorce Hello Joy Division Divorce Attorneys, Bez speaking, how can I help?

Okay, this is almost certainly a fake, but someone really should go into business and set this up? Why? Well, for a start, they could make a killing just from the settlements of all the old gits who used to be signed to Factory who are getting divorced by wives now sick of listening to false anecdotes about imagined salad days of The Hacienda.

Comments (5) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Nick September 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Clearly fake, to be legit it would need to have a FAC number catalogue number associated with it, like the resident cat once did! FAC 191 The Hacienda Cat.

  2. Posted by Boris September 22, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    I ‘loved’ a fox once … a bit too much …
    (you get the idea)

  3. Posted by Whisky September 22, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Did it tear Boris?

  4. When there’s been an update in divorce law, can I trust that these professional lawyers are well aware of the new order?

    …yes, I’m getting my coat.

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