Getting to know you, getting to know all about you…
By Paul Smith
Hello. I’m Paul Smith. No, the other one. I’ll be one of your editors on the Bitterwallet rollercoaster. Scream if you want to go faster and all that.
I’m a non-technical geek. I love gadgets and new media innovation but don’t care much for overly complicated products or poorly-designed websites.
I have an A grade in GCSE Astronomy and believe that Sky+ is the pinnacle of man’s achievement on this planet. I live on a well balanced diet of fine-cut marmalade, pepperoni and cheese on toast.
Pleased to meet you, by the way. Get in touch and we’ll change the world, one irritation at a time.

feral trolley of the week
Christ – did you never use a Tivo?
Chrisg – No my child, I have no use for such trivial items of electronic nature, besides, my dad records loads off shit off TV anyways.
I’m honestly not trying to troll as I kinda like Paul S, but I would really like to get an answer to this simple q:
“I believe that Sky+ is the pinnacle of man’s achievement” – lolwat?
Or is it sarcasm surely?
If it is, btw, the comedy on this site lacks. A lot.
Come on Paul: fine-cut marmalade? Really!