One of the iconic Monopoly pieces faces the axe
NO! SAY IT AIN’T SO! The complete IDIOTS behind Monopoly are planning to scrap one of the game’s iconic tokens, with the public getting to vote in a charade that couldn’t look more like a publicity stunt if it tried – and here’s us giving it publicity! Gnnnrrrrr…
Aforementioned idiots Hasbro are ready to ditch one from the current line up of iron, the car, the thimble, the boot, the top hat, the battleship, the Scottie dog and the wheelbarrow, with the public getting to have their say via Facebook or Twitter, as is the modern way.
They’ve already got a shortlist of ‘modern’ replacements lined up, with a diamond ring, guitar, robot, helicopter or cat poised to take the place of the unlucky loser.
We’re not going to tell you where to specifically go in order to vote because we think the whole thing is a load of old balls, but if you want to join in, feel free to indulge yourself. Thimble out, robot in please.