Free wi-fi for all coming to Costa Coffee

May 4th, 2012 5 Comments By Andy Dawson
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Some free wi-fi, yesterday...

If you’re a coffee emporium that doesn’t offer free wi-fi, you might as well sprinkle grated rabbit droppings across the top of your cappuccinos, because no one will want to come into your wretched venue.

The good folk at Costa Coffee realise that and roped in the other good people at O2 and now more than 800 of their emporiums will be packing free wi-fi from this week.

It says here that it will make them one of the biggest providers of the mysterious invisible internet format on the modern British high street, and we’re certain that it’ll have you flocking in their direction in order to sample their hot drinks and fancy treats.

O2 have added Costa to their roster (rhyme attack) of high street names that use their wi-fi, after recently teaming up with McDonalds. An O2 man who we’re choosing to call Billy Big Balls, said “We have about 20 per cent of the market at the moment, but we will get to 40-50 per cent.”

Comments (5) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Mike Hock May 4, 2012 at 10:14 am

    A bit like bringing a bottle of vodka to a party where everyone is already smashed, yeah?

  2. Posted by lumoruk May 4, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Damn it, that chimp looks like a child. I could fuck it and get away with it!

  3. Posted by Dick May 4, 2012 at 11:39 am

    How about an internet cafe that does free coffee?

  4. Posted by Marky Mark May 4, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    I thought they did it anyway.

  5. Posted by Simon May 5, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Shame it takes you the time to drink your coffee to get logged on to this rubbish

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