eBay still short of a dwarf for Manchester stag party

August 30th, 2009 8 Comments By Paul Smith

41 bst 1251382257325 248x300 eBay still short of a dwarf for Manchester stag partyAh, some good to end this sacred day of our Lord. No doubt you spent Friday in mourning after discovering the eBay listing for a Manchester stag party in requesting a dwarf had been removed. We were heartbroken, as you’d expect. To think that somebody would be denied the chance to be handcuffed to a pissed-up Mancunian twat – it brought a tear to the eye.

But good news! After all, Sunday is a day for blessed miracles. The listing has re-appeared on eBay, so if you have a friend on the wee side who fancies some extra coin for entertaining these chaps in what can only be described as the Hawaii of the North, then the gig could be yours.

Comments (8) Jump to most recent comment
  1. Posted by Pure-Klenz August 30, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    I take it your from down south…

    you git

  2. Posted by Rob August 30, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    There needs to be a SPAM button on these blogs

  3. From the North, Pure-Klenz. Chin up!

  4. Posted by gav August 31, 2009 at 7:17 am

    it’s been removed again….

  5. There needs to be a mindless shit button on this blog as well

  6. Posted by Jake Jackson August 31, 2009 at 9:48 am

    The majority of Blog sites are just for tools with far too much time on their hands to bleat out all manner of cack. Bitterwallet is a prime example of that

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